Man ke goftam, lazem nist beri.
Mard bash vaghti behet ba lahne doostaneh migam dorost harf bezan ghabool kon ke you are too harsh. Hala if you don't want to change your tone, that's one thing, but this whole childish "man gharam", "in forum male khodetoon" and crap like that is uncalled for.
To ke enghadr gholdori, chera enghadr zood az meydoon dar miri? Mage nagofti man biam Montreal you're personally going to take care of me?! Khob chera too montreal? Do it here. aha!!! Inja nemitooni chaghoo bekeshi ya baseball-bat dar biari! aha khob ino begoo. Begoo too zendegi joz zoor goftan va zoor shenidan chizi yad nagerefti. Eshkal nadareh. Inja bemoon ke yad begiri tamaddon yani chi.