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    كودكى سمتم آمد و گفت:
    آقا آقا چسب زخم نميخريد؟؟؟ارزون ميفروشما



    لبخند زدمو گفتم:
    تمام چسب زخمهايت را هم بخرم نه زخمهاى من خوب ميشود نه زخمهاى تو

    كودك نگاهم كردو گفت:
    -پول ندارى کصشر فلسفی تف نده دیوث

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    آیا میدانستید که در فرانسه جایی هست که عطری به قیمت ۲۰۰ هزار یورو تولید می شود؟
    به اینگونه که کارشناسان آن با شخص صحبت می کنند و بر اساس بیوگرافی زندگی شخص از کودکی تا بزرگسالی عطر مخصوص آن شخص ساخته می شود
    فکر کنم اگه من برم اونجا و از زندگیم بگم یارو میگوزه تو
    شیشه، تحویلم میده

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zob Ahan View Post
    LOOOL ! what was he doing in there ?serves him right ...! good targeting though ....Arash Borhani and Mehdi Taremi should take note !

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    پیرمرده اونقدر تو حج به ستون شیطان محکم و دقیق سنگ میزد که
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    شیطان تو بلندگو اعلام کرد:
    گودرزی از ایران
    یواش تر بزن حیوان، گولت زدم، ارث بابا تو که نخوردم

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    ﻣﺮﺩ میخواسته ﺑﺮﻩ ﺑﻴﻤﺎﺭﺳﺘﺎﻥ ﺭﻭﺍﻧﻲ ﺑﺴﺘﺮﻱ ﺷــﻪ،

    ﺯﻧﺶ ﺑﻬﺶ ﻣﻴﮕﻪ : ﻫﺰﻳﻨﻪ ﺍﺕ ﭼﻘﺪﺭ ﻣﻴﺸﻪ؟
    ﻣﺮﺩ ﻣﻴﮕﻪ : ﻳﻚ ﻭ ﺩﻭﻳﺴﺖ ...

    ﺯﻧﺶﻣﻴﮕﻪ :
    ﺷﺸﺼﺪ ميگيرم ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺳﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺮﺕ ﻧﻤﻴــﺰﺍرم

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    Little boy asked his dad about being gay.
    Son : Dad, what does it mean to be gay?
    Dad : It means you're happy.
    Son : Are you gay dad ?
    Dad : No, I have a wife.

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    خداحافظی همیشه سختو ناراحت کننده بوده





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