torke mire concerte Ebi. Concert ke tamoom mishe, hame miran nazdike sen va harki yechizi mige ...
ye nafar dad mizane: "Ebiiii nafasetoooo"
yeki dige mige: "Ebiiiii sedatoooo"
torkaro jav migire, dad mizane: "Ebi dahanetoooo
torke mire concerte Ebi. Concert ke tamoom mishe, hame miran nazdike sen va harki yechizi mige ...
ye nafar dad mizane: "Ebiiii nafasetoooo"
yeki dige mige: "Ebiiiii sedatoooo"
torkaro jav migire, dad mizane: "Ebi dahanetoooo
be rashtiye ba SMS khabar midan ke zaneto ba yeki dige didan,rashtiye javab mide lanat be kasi ke SMS tekrari mizane!!!!
agha gorge mire khooneye shangoolo mangool, dar mizane. yaroo miyad dame dar, mige: "baba, to khaare maro ...! chand bar begam ina az inja raftan?"
va angah ke Ebrahim, chaghoo ra bar gardane Esmail nahad, neda amad ke: "Ebi joon velesh kon, to dar moghabele doorbine makhfi hasti"
Torke ba shoferesh too jade miraftan...pesar shoofere khabide bood...samte rast ye dare bood samte chap ye koohe bozorg...yedafe az jelo dota kamyoon ba sorat nazdik mishan...dige hich rahi baraye nejat nabood...yedafe torke dad mizane: "Asghar, Asghar pasho tasodofo hal kon"
ترکه تلويزيونش روشن نميشده ميزنه کانال ۲ هولش ميده
غضنفر تلويزيونو روشن مي کنه، مي بينه: هر ۶ کانال قرآن داره
، تلويزيونو خاموش ميکنه،مي بوسه و مي ذاره رو تاقچه
يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
نه بابا يهوجب مغازه كجا قايم شم
be torke migan ba turaj jomle besaz, mige: "raftam doktor, ampulo zad tu rajam!"
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court And the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
baba che ajab yeki be ma inja ye hali dad!
Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!