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  1. #136
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    A Banner in Tehran's streets

    زباله ها را به موقع جلوی در بگذارید،با رفتگرها با
    احترام و محبت برخورد کنید،ماهیانه و عیدی آن ها را به موقع پرداخت کنید
    ... این جا
    ایران است...ممکن است یکی از همین ها فردا رئیس جمهور شود

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashdi View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    pure "zerafat".
    Luv you Mashdi!!
    Please read the noble Quran with your mother language. Is it too much to ask?

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    اونجایی یه و اینجایی یه توی بهشت هم دیگه رو میبینن
    اونجایی یه به اینجایی یه میگه: تو چه جوری مُردی؟
    اینجایی یه میگه: والله من از سرما مردم، تو چه جوری مُردی؟
    اونجایی یه میگه: من از تعجب مُردم
    اینجایی یه میگه: یعنی چی؟ چطوری از تعجب مُردی؟
    اونجایی یه میگه: والله من رفتم خونه، دیدم خانم لخت خوابیده رو تخت، زیر تخت رونگاه كردم هیچكی نبود، تو كمد رو نگاه كردم، كسی نبود، تو حموم، تو انباری، تو دستشویی، خلاصه همه جا رو نگاه كردم ولی هیچكی نبود. منم از تعجب سكته كردم مُردم
    اینجایی یه میگه: ای نامرد, تو فریزر رو هم نگاه میكردی، نه تواز تعجب می مُردی، نه من از سرما

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    Mashdi jAn listen to this!!
    5 of my hamshahrees took a badly burned person to emergency room, doc checked him out and noticed he had multiple bone fractures, he returned to waiting room and told to my hamshahrees:
    "Baba jAn sookhtanesho man mifahmam valee in AghA cherA ostokhoonash shekasteh??"
    AghAyoon guftan " AghA doktor, in yAroo Atish gereft va mA heech chee dam e dast nadAshteem va bA Beel khAmooshsesh kardeem"..........
    Please read the noble Quran with your mother language. Is it too much to ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motori View Post
    Mashdi jAn listen to this!!
    5 of my hamshahrees took a badly burned person to emergency room, doc checked him out and noticed he had multiple bone fractures, he returned to waiting room and told to my hamshahrees:
    "Baba jAn sookhtanesho man mifahmam valee in AghA cherA ostokhoonash shekasteh??"
    AghAyoon guftan " AghA doktor, in yAroo Atish gereft va mA heech chee dam e dast nadAshteem va bA Beel khAmooshsesh kardeem"..........
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    yade roommate Tabrizim oftadam.chap o rast beh man "dasteh beel" havaleh midad!!!behesh migoftam :hala chera dasteh beel? migoft : yek sar boro Ardebil,khodet mifahmi!!!lol!!!

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    az torke miporsan chera shamshire emam Ali do shakhe dare?
    torke mige: "bara inke shaba bezane too bargh sharj beshe"

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    ye rooz ye goosfande poshte ye torke mige BA'A'A'A'A'A'A'A'A'A' ....
    torke mige BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!

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    too ghazvin vaghti namaze jama`at tamoom mishe, namazgoran baham dast midan. bejaye inke begam ghabool bashe, migan kheili hal dadi!!!

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    this happened last year.check out more photos on the link:

    قزوینی ها برای طفلان مسلم، گلدسته فرستادند

    http://www.shabestannews.com/newsdet...84100412321125

    گزارش تصويري از راهي شدن گلدسته هاي دو طفلان مسلم از قزوين به كربلا

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashdi View Post
    this happened last year.check out more photos on the link:

    قزوینی ها برای طفلان مسلم، گلدسته فرستادند

    http://www.shabestannews.com/newsdet...84100412321125

    گزارش تصويري از راهي شدن گلدسته هاي دو طفلان مسلم از قزوين به كربلا

    LOL. mashdi jon, vagean ke shoma ye tike jawaheri baraye een ISP.Keep the JAHROMI jokes coming!
    گر بود لفظت کج و معنيت راست
    آن کجى لفظ مقبول خداست

    ور بود معنى کج و لفظت نکو
    آن نکويى لفظ نرزد يک تسو

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    Comparing to some of the stuff in this thread ,this may be a little loos, but a bit revealing. Daste aval az Iran :

    Happened in a student gatherin attended by AN, when mahmud khoshgele was ranting about technological achievments of his government:

    AN : Amreeka ra migireem !

    Students chanting : Ahmadi, Ahmadi, LNB ro be charkhoon, Turkiye ra ro begireem !
    گر بود لفظت کج و معنيت راست
    آن کجى لفظ مقبول خداست

    ور بود معنى کج و لفظت نکو
    آن نکويى لفظ نرزد يک تسو

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    What's funny is it says (on the PLAKARD) "حمله ..." when it should acyually say "حمل ...". What the hell is "حمله ..."? Are they attacking Karbala with that Goldasteh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Payandeh Iran View Post
    What's funny is it says (on the PLAKARD) "حمله ..." when it should acyually say "حمل ...". What the hell is "حمله ..."? Are they attacking Karbala with that Goldasteh?
    lol!!@ "attacking Karbala"!!!
    and the 2 menars are like Trojan Horse!!

    PI jan,
    the whole banner is in Arabic.and حمله is the Arabic verb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashdi View Post
    PI jan,
    the whole banner is in Arabic.and حمله is the Arabic verb.
    Oh I see! LOL! My mistake.
    Last edited by Payandeh Iran; 18-01-2007 at 05:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashdi View Post
    this happened last year.check out more photos on the link:

    قزوینی ها برای طفلان مسلم، گلدسته فرستادند

    http://www.shabestannews.com/newsdet...84100412321125

    گزارش تصويري از راهي شدن گلدسته هاي دو طفلان مسلم از قزوين به كربلا

    Loooooooooooooool. Amoo mashdi , eenaroo az koja peyda mikoni? To ke zadi ro daste BINA.
    گر بود لفظت کج و معنيت راست
    آن کجى لفظ مقبول خداست

    ور بود معنى کج و لفظت نکو
    آن نکويى لفظ نرزد يک تسو

 

 

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