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  1. #91
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    Mokhlesam Real jan! har chand man Barcai hastam!

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    gaye (hamjensbaze) mire kale pache forooshi. Yaroo mige chi mikhay? mige banagoosh, cheshm ba zaboon. Yaroo mige abesho chi kar konam?
    mige unam beriz too sooratam!!!

    sorry khodam az khejalat sorkh shodam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    Mokhlesam Real jan! har chand man Barcai hastam!

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    torke shabe aroosish daste khahar zanesho migire mibare too otagh tartibesho bede. babaye aroos az rah miresse mige martike dari chi kar mikoni in ke zanet nist khahare zanete.
    Mige man in harfa halim nist man emshab 10 million kharj kardam, hamatoono miko,,,,am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    torke shabe aroosish daste khahar zanesho migire mibare too otagh tartibesho bede. babaye aroos az rah miresse mige martike dari chi kar mikoni in ke zanet nist khahare zanete.
    Mige man in harfa halim nist man emshab 10 million kharj kardam, hamatoono miko,,,,am

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    ok Real jan narahat nabash shoma ham teame khoobi darid
    inam yeki dige

    rashtie 10 nafaro harif boodeh, 11 nafari mirizan saresh madaresho mi,,,an

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    Amoo I just checked your jokes. They are great specially this one:

    يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
    نه بابا يهوجب مغازه كجا قايم شم


    ROFLMAO!!!

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    Originally Posted by Amoo :

    agha gorge mire khooneye shangoolo mangool, dar mizane. yaroo miyad dame dar, mige: "baba, to khaare maro ...! chand bar begam ina az inja raftan?"

    غضنفر تلويزيونو روشن مي کنه، مي بينه: هر ۶ کانال قرآن داره
    ، تلويزيونو خاموش ميکنه،مي بوسه و مي ذاره رو تاقچه

    Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!

    يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
    نه بابا يه وجب مغازه كجا قايم شم

    torke shabe aroosish daste khahar zanesho migire mibare too otagh tartibesho bede. babaye aroos az rah miresse mige martike dari chi kar mikoni in ke zanet nist khahare zanete.
    Mige man in harfa halim nist man emshab 10 million kharj kardam, hamatoono miko,,,,am



    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Admin,please ban Amoo right away.he is killing mashdi!!!lol

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    Amoo, damesh joosh! 5-6 taa jokeh dasteh avval neveshti, haal kardam. Mokhlesam!
    Dare to free your mind, I did and now I have no idea where it is!
    Only if closed minds came with closed mouths...

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    Torke Pahash parantezi boode. Migan chera pahat intore mige akhe beinesh chize mohemie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court And the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
    Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
    LOL. Great one amoo

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    Payandeh Iran jan mokhlesam,

    Ghabele shoma ro nadare!


    Mashdi jan,

    ma shagerde shomaim, i enjoyed your jokes too bro


    Khorus jan,

    ma bishtar (mokhlesim)!

    this reminds me of another joke:

    Turke dashte too khiaboon rah mirafte, ye gaveh unja boode mige: MAAAAAAAAAAA
    Turke be neshoone ehteram dastesho mizare jelo sinash mige: Ma bishtar.



    Zob Ahan jan be ghole afghani ha: chamanetim!!!

    che stands for chaker
    mim stands for mokhles
    nun for nokar

    thanks everyone for the nice welcome!

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    Torke dasht ba doost dokhtaresh dast be dast kheili shaerane tooye park ghadam mizad.
    Dokhtare ke kheyli ehsasati shode bood porsid: Azizam to ham be hamoon chizi fekr mikoni ke man mikonam?
    Torke gogt: han chi?!!! to ham mikhay mano be,,oni?

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    -be torke migan ba turaj jomle besaz, mige: "raftam doktor, ampulo zad tu rajam!"

    -ye torke mikhaste bere behesht zahra, gol giresh nemiad, kompoot migire!

    -az torke miporsan 2*4 chand ta miche, mige baba in ha chie miporsi ye 2 ta kalame begoo jomle besazim hal konim!!!

    -Abadanie har rooz mirafte zange klissa ro mizade dar mirafte. keshishe shaki mishe posht dar ghayem mishe ta abadanie sar miresse moche sho migire mige chi mikhay to?
    Abadanie ke hol karde bood mige: ehhh bebakhshid Issa khoonan?!!!

    -Midoonid Ghazvini-ha be Short-haye string chi migand?

    Nakh dar Behesht

 

 

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