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  1. #106
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    Rashtie mire kelasse gheyrat. Zanesh mesle hamishe dir miad khooneh, in ham ke montazere bahane boodeh be zanesh mige: zan jan ta in moghe shab koja boodi?
    zane mige: vallah dashtam miamadam khane ke tooye rah be man tajavoz shod.
    Rashtie mige: hala migim tajavoz 10 daghighe, baghiash chi?!!!

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    ميخواستن لره رو شكنجه روحي بدن، ميفرستنش تو يك اتاق گرد، ميگن برو يك گوشه بشين!

    -torke mire mosabegheye bist soali...doostesh party bazi mikone mige javabe soal khiare...ama zood nagoo ke kasi nafahme taghalob kardi...
    kholase mosabeghe shoroo mishe...torke miporse: "too jib ja mishe?"
    mojrie barname mige na ja nemsishe! torke fekr mikone mige: "aaa ajab khiare bozorgie pas"

    -ye rooz ye torke az bala poshte boom part mishe payin, hame midoan doresh jam mishan,
    miporsan: chi shode?
    torke mige: walla nemidoonam, manam hamin alan residam...

  3. #108
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    torke dashte mimorde...pesarasho jam mikone ke nasihateshoon kone va manie etehado beheshoon yad bede...yeki ye tike choob mide dasteshoon mige beshkoonid...hamashoon rahat choobo mishkoonan...be harkodoom dota choob mide, mige beshkoonid...bazam mishkoonan...kholase bade nim saat pesara nafari ye daste choob ro ham mishkoonan...torke dige shaki mishe mige: "heyf ke kheili kharid vagarna nasihatetoon mikardam...berid gom shid"

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    zelzeleye bam - rahbare enghelab raft ye sari be mardome bam bezane...tarafdarash az agha khastan ke ye mojeze bekone...agha ham goft 100 metr balataro bekanid ye nafar zendast...mardom miran mikanan va mibinan eee vaghan ye nafar zendast...ama mokhalefane agha migan na shansi boode, agar rast migi ye bar dige emtehan kon...agha baz mige 300 metr balatar ro bekanid 5 nafar zendan hanooz...mardom miran mibinan eeee 5 nafar zendan vaghan...
    roosha va inglisa ke dashtan in sahneharo az nazdik mididand, shaki shodan va goftan: "shoma ke ino dashtid dige bara chi goftid ma sage zende-yab barim?"

  5. #110
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    -be torke migan "az che nooni khoshet miad?" torke mige: "noon sangak, noon lavash, noon baguett, taftoon !!!!"
    yaroo ta`ajob mikone mige "torka ke barbari doost daran..."
    torke mige "pas fekr kardi man in noona ro ba chi mikhoram??"

    -Torka be noone baguett migan tahajome farhangie...

  6. #111
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    ghazvinie dustesho etefaghi to khiaboon mibine mige salam hasan agha!
    hasan agha: e salam akbar agha, bebakhshid az robero nashnakhtam...

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    ye khanoomi vase bare 6 om ezdevaj mikone o hanooz bakere boode,shoharesh mige chetor momkene? khanoome mige akhe
    shohare avalam trok bood migoft mage adam be namoose khodesh....
    shohare dovomam rashti bood
    shohare sevomam ghazvini bood
    shohare chahromam esfahani bood migoft heifes...
    shohare panjomam ham khatami bood, hey migoft mikonam mikonam akhar ham nakard....

  8. #113
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    Aghaye Khamanei mariz mishe doctor ha nemitoonestan khoobesh konan, ta ye doctor alafi miad va mige davash tokhme 100 moorcheye nare afrighaie, kholasse ye gorooh pasdar mifrestan afrigha bad az ye mah bar migardan, Agha ham dava ro mikhore ho khoob mishe. Bad dar hale tashakor az baradarane pasdar miporse shoma az koja fahmidid ina moorcheye nar boodan.
    una ham migan: vallah ma miraftim dame looneye moorcheha migoftim rahbar marize, ta migoftan be tokhtam mindakhtimeshoon too pelastik.

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    ه یه یارو میگن تو میتونی یه آیه مثل قرآن بیاری؟! میگه آره مشتی! "هل تفکرون نحن خلقناکم بیضه بیضا"
    ازش میبپرسند یعنی چی؟ میگه "آیا فکر میکنید ما شما را تخمی تخمی آفریدیم؟

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    ye khanoomi vase bare 6 om ezdevaj mikone o hanooz bakere boode,shoharesh mige chetor momkene? khanoome mige akhe
    shohare avalam trok bood migoft mage adam be namoose khodesh....
    shohare dovomam rashti bood
    shohare sevomam ghazvini bood
    shohare chahromam esfahani bood migoft heifes...
    shohare panjomam ham khatami bood, hey migoft mikonam mikonam akhar ham nakard....


    ه یه یارو میگن تو میتونی یه آیه مثل قرآن بیاری؟! میگه آره مشتی! "هل تفکرون نحن خلقناکم بیضه بیضا"
    ازش میبپرسند یعنی چی؟ میگه "آیا فکر میکنید ما شما را تخمی تخمی آفریدیم؟


    ROFLMAO! These two were brilliant! Damet joosh Amoo

  11. #116
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    Moama:

    Midoonid khanooma bara chi filmhaye porno ro ta akhararesh negah mikonan?
    Mikhan bebinam zan o marde akhar ba ham ezdevaj mikonan ya na!!!

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    يه روز متخصصها سه نفر رو ميگرن تا روشون تحقيق کنند . يه آمريکايی
    يه ژاپنی و يک ترک . مغز آمريکايی رو شکافتند ، توش يه مشت خازن و
    آی سی بود . يه خورده متعجب شدن . بعد مغز ژاپنی رو باز کردند . ديدن
    که کلا يه دونه آی سی توشه . همه متحير شدند و تشويق ميکردن . بعد نوبت
    به ترکه رسيد . مغز ترکه رو شکافتند . با کمال تعجب ديدند که يه رشته سيم
    ازاين ور به اون ور کشيده شده . همه کف کردند و حسابی متعجب بودن که
    عجب سيستمی . همه چيز توی اين يه رشته سيم خلاصه شده . بعد گفتند که
    بياييداين سيمو ببريم ببينيم چه خبره . يکيشون يه سيم چين برداشت . سيم رو با
    احتياطقطع کرد ، گوشهای ترکه افتاد

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    يه روز متخصصها سه نفر رو ميگرن تا روشون تحقيق کنند . يه آمريکايی
    يه ژاپنی و يک ترک . مغز آمريکايی رو شکافتند ، توش يه مشت خازن و
    آی سی بود . يه خورده متعجب شدن . بعد مغز ژاپنی رو باز کردند . ديدن
    که کلا يه دونه آی سی توشه . همه متحير شدند و تشويق ميکردن . بعد نوبت
    به ترکه رسيد . مغز ترکه رو شکافتند . با کمال تعجب ديدند که يه رشته سيم
    ازاين ور به اون ور کشيده شده . همه کف کردند و حسابی متعجب بودن که
    عجب سيستمی . همه چيز توی اين يه رشته سيم خلاصه شده . بعد گفتند که
    بياييداين سيمو ببريم ببينيم چه خبره . يکيشون يه سيم چين برداشت . سيم رو با
    احتياطقطع کرد ، گوشهای ترکه افتاد
    ROFLMAO. Agha boridam az khandeh, damet garm!
    Dare to free your mind, I did and now I have no idea where it is!
    Only if closed minds came with closed mouths...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    torke dashte mimorde...pesarasho jam mikone ke nasihateshoon kone va manie etehado beheshoon yad bede...yeki ye tike choob mide dasteshoon mige beshkoonid...hamashoon rahat choobo mishkoonan...be harkodoom dota choob mide, mige beshkoonid...bazam mishkoonan...kholase bade nim saat pesara nafari ye daste choob ro ham mishkoonan...torke dige shaki mishe mige: "heyf ke kheili kharid vagarna nasihatetoon mikardam...berid gom shid"
    LoL. Here is an oldie:
    2 women run into eachother. 1st one says Effat khanoom hala roozha chekaar mikonid. Mige man sobha miram biroon bad miam khoone ye doosh migiram dobareh zohr miram biroon bad az zohr miam khoone yeh doosh migiram nahar mikhoram dobareh miram biroon shab ham miam dobareh doosh mogiram & mikhaabam shoma chetor. The other lady says man ham mesle shoma jendeham vali vas vaas nadaram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amoo View Post
    Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!
    Nice One Amoo jAn,

    Vali hazrat abbasi hatman lAzem bood in 2 tA tork boodan?? Namishod ahle Jahrom bAshan?
    Please read the noble Quran with your mother language. Is it too much to ask?

 

 

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