4 Mordad: Reza Shah passed away 69 years ago today/tomorrow

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filsoof chinaskir Teacher, Sociologist, Clinically Insane, declaring open war on Shahollahis, Shias and all forms of deodorant:

 

[Chinaski]

تقصیر منه که سعی میکنم با یه حیوون به زبون آدمیزاد حرف بزنم. یکی نیست به ما بگه آخه کون نشور ان تیلیتی که افتاده یه گوشه دنیا داره جیره میخوره زبون آدم حالیش میشه؟ حالا بیا عین قاطر یه تیپا در کونش بزن, گوشاش تیز میشه. تخم سگ بی اصل و نصب

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaski Historian, Linguist, Nuttier than squirrel shit. Taking on Shahollahis, Martians and the voices in his head all at the same time. Especially when the Shia pharmacists don't refill his prescriptions.

 

[Chinaski]

kholaase dige nashnavam injaa dar morede taarikh iran az dahan begoozi

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaski When battling Shia Imperialists he will stay online till he gets the last word. Even if he has to miss his night dose and the soup special at the homeless shelter.

 

[Chinaski]

dige nabinam koon kapaleto in tarafaa havaa koni bisavaad. Injaa jaaye to nist. Migam ye dalghak forum vaase heyvoonaaye bisavaadi eyne to dorost konan mitoonid berid oonjaa becherid

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaskir Part-time scholar, Full-time retard. Fighting the good fight against heyvanat, hasharat, ghosts and aliens ever since being dropped on his head repeatedly at labor.

 

[Chinaski]

khoobe, in dalghak baaziaato doost daaram chon neshoon mide, rolle khodeto shenaakhti. ghesmat fekr o bahs o mantegh o daaneshe siaasi o tarikhi be ohdeye mane, ghesmate lajan paraakani o kesaafat kaari o heyvoon sefati bar ohdeye toye koon nashoore bisavaade. montaahaa bisavaad hamoontor ke goftam, bekhaay az rollet khaarej beshi o miyoone mohandesin donbaale bilet begardi, mizanam too dahanet. Aslan man vaase hamin injaam bisavaad

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaskir Champion of logic, reason, stability and self-awareness. Contrary to rumors by shahollahis, he only goes full-retard when awake or asleep.

 

[Chinaski]

aare dalghak, injoori khoobe, haalaa migam ye khat dige ham az in koso sheraa benevis, kenaaresham az oon adaa atfaaraat dar biaar bebinam...yaalaah yaalaah dalghak, migam bepar yani bepar.

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaskir Only moderately insane, yet highly averse to clownish behavior. Not even from himself. Unless the Salafi nurses forget his meds again.

 

[Chinaski]

khoobe dalghak, age kaar haai ke behet migam ro bokoni kollaamoon too ham nemire. haalaa ye post dige, ye koso sher dige ham benevis. Yaalaah, migam benevis yani benevis. biaa honaraato behem neshoon bede, ye baar dige az dahan begooz hame bebinan. age khooob in kaar ro anjaam bedi, menghdaare yonjeye shabeto mibaram baalaa. Yaalaah bebinam chikaar mikoni

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaskir Village idiot, Evil mastermind. Originator of the genius tactic "When someone takes a dump all over you, pretend you really really want them to do it".

 

[Chinaski]

baaarikalaah dalghak, khosham miaad migam bepar mipari, migam az dahan begooz migoozi, migam beshin mishini...khoobe, age injoori pish bere, dige laazem nist eyne kharo ghaater bezanam dare koonet taa harf haalit she. khob haalaa migam vaase khande ye kos dige begoo bebinam. faghat moghei ke kos migi, baayad az roo choob bepari o vagh vagh koni. age khoob in kaar ro anjaam bedi, choobo dafe dige ye kam baalaa tar migiram. khob haalaa yek do se,....chikaar mikoni? Ye kos migi o az roo choob mipari. Yalaah bebinam

 

[IranZamin]

filsoof chinaskir Notorious for driving all his psychiatrists to commit suicide. In his defense two were Salafi Ukrainians and the other only existed in his head.

 

[Chinaski]

ehhh? bisavaad, man raftan gereftam khaabidam to hanoo daashti injaa vang vang mikardi? man sobh az suiss raah oftaadam tarafe almaan, baayad zood mikhaabidam, bebinam az roo oon choobe ke goftam paridi yaa na? age na baayad emrooz jobraan konihehe...vali khob natars, refighaat havaato daaran ke bish az in behet tepoonde nashe

 

[IranZamin]

Filsoof Chinaskir Greeting the comrades in Germany today at the Annual Convention of Iranian Communists of the 1970s, shortened for accuracy in recent years to Unemployed Retards Anonymous.

 

[Chinaski]

Bebin bisavaad, yeki az paado haat (paado midooni yani chi aslan? lol), nemidoonam esmesh daghighan chiye, houmanbahal, bihaal, nahaal ...kholaase harchi, oomade poshtet vaaisaade ke kheshtaketo roo saret nakesham. Vali fekr konam dige kaar az kaar gozashte baashe. Kheshtaki dige vaasat namoondeh

Kholaase amsaale in houmanbihaal ro seft negareshoon daar, be dardet mikhoran, haminaa bisavaade bi masrafi eyen toro poshtet vaai saadan ke mabaadaa saaye jafangiaate birabtet az roo sare forum kam she lol.

 

[IranZamin]

Filsoof Chinaskir Famed investigator; Renowned scholar; Voted most valuable bathroom attendant at Hassan's Kabab House (three years in a row).

 

[Chinaski]

badbakht oon kessi ke beshe paadoye ye hamchin angali eyne to. oon az to badbakht tare