Ferdosipour: Slaughtering of Farsi language and etiquette

Bache Tehroon

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I cannot believe this clown's commentary on Iran vs. Morocco. He has always been a clown, but that was just beyond ridiculous. Has Farsi really declined to this level? Have people become accustomed to phrases such as "Joonam" being used by a commentator calling a national game?

Am I the only one appalled by this garbage? Someone shoot me please.
 
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OSTAD POOYA

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Utter shit he is. You are not alone. Not professional at all. The guy is super annoying and a freaking clown. Maybe smart in certain fields and I am not sure how on earth he is a university professor but a national Shame and disaster all together. Not only he can’t talk properly it’s realky freighting tens of millions of people in Iran have to listen to this pathetic clown.
 
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#3
I cannot believe this clown's commentary on Iran vs. Morocco. He has always been a clown, but that was just beyond ridiculous. Has Farsi really declined to this level? Have people become accustomed to phrases such as "Joonam" being used by a commentator calling a national game?

Am I the only one appalled by this garbage? Someone shoot me please.
I never ever watch football on Iran TV. It is painful to watch.
 
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Sly

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I also reacted to that. Although I think Ferdosipour's commentaries are usually good but it was just not like him to suddenly blurt out unprofessional words like that!
 

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#6
. Although I think Ferdosipour's commentaries are usually good ...
How?! Just how man?! This guy has single handedly fucked up people's understanding of sport-speech in Farsi. As if that idiot Khiabani hadn't done enough, this guy founded the ridiculous "So'ali"-tone that we're all now used to. If you don't know what I mean, just pay attention to his tone when he's commentating a game. Every sentence ends in a question mark.

Example:

حالا شجاعی توپو دریافت میکن____ه؟
یه سانتر کوتاه خوشگل مینداز_____ه؟
فرصت هس_____ت؟


آخ آخ چرا اونجا اینجوری چیزشونو خاروندن؟ ای وای! نزدیک بود تخممون بیاد تو حلقمووووووون؟ شانس آوردیم نیومد حلقمون خفه بشی_____م؟

جونم پری خانوم! آخ بیا وسط. جون. چه پر و پاچه ای داره. جونم
 

Sly

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#7
LOOOOOOOOOOL...... well, I think it's the way he talks. I don't think he means to say it as a question. :D Mind you I like Khiabani too even with his antique commentaries. The one I can't stand is Mazdak! He thinks too much of himself.
 

Saeedb

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زود تو حرف این وان میپره گزارش میکنه اسم بازی کن ها را دیر میگه بعضی وقتا طرف گل زده اسم او را نمیگه..
 
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mashtnaghi

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Oct 18, 2002
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#10
Lingo like جونم is becoming common place in Iran. I find it to be on the cheap side, but am hearing it more often in Iran. He is not the best commentator, but he has been a nuisance for IFF. In that respect, I can forgive his جونم.