Lol, agha your satire is better than people here give you credit for!
I appreciate that Dr we have jokes and they are usually dark/witty Bavarian und Slava style. Perhaps it is time I vote for my first election in Iran, for the greater good, picking the best of a bunch of bad candidates. Most of the jokes I have are tailored to Bavarian/Slava humor and I have a ton of hidden messages. I appreciate the fact that you pick up on my nuances Dr jan, I am smarter than what most people give me credit for. I am not tryign to too tmy own horn and I can tell you are being genuine but I had nothing to do, except for read, during these last few years. If one does not study on all of their culturs, then one cannot call theself complete.
Long live the true Ir-an: back to Aryan and Zartooshti roots, it will happen during my lifetime. In the meantime, pick between a bunch of lousy candidates, I suppose Mr. R is the best of the bunch, PATIENCE IS MASTERY hamvatan's, learned that in combat. Remain calm and trust, it shall happen, I promise it! Now traveling to D.C is going to be a bit difficult, going to Mex instead, I need and Amerikanski break: I need a vacation from America and the LAST place I want to be in right now is D.C, ja, ja, ja! If I have to travel there, then the hell with hit, if I can cast my vote absentee ballot or via internet then sure. See you all SOUTH of DAS WALL(Das ist DDR nostalgia) one more jokeski. After all, May 23: I have my physical, background and psych, plus expedited process(Top secret security clearance) man's game Indian Springs St Corrections. I also am going to TRY to get my 2nd deg in psych, from this private Uni, in Palo Alto, CA. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, THINK BIG, YPA! It is good for Americkanski society, if I leave and come back, will appreciate it more. I just need to rest komrade Dr jan. Amerikanskis talking to ME about: culture, politik, nationstoltz, GEF out of here.
1-1776, 200 years ist nicht historiche
2-Come back to me when you can speak more than 1 language you incest, inbred trailer park trash rednecks.
3-just because I have the same skin pigmentation as you, does NOT mean we are equal, I come form a well to do family and culture!
Prost und Na Zadrowie and whatever the hell Azar MtY dna say for cheers, salmat? I know that is Parsi, Azar hamvatans, help the foreign/FARANGI brother out here TASHAKUR!
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