we all need the extra smile 
Over 18 only !! This is an old one - but funny.
yeh laateh Tehrooni varshekast misheh mikhasteh geryeh koneh roosh nemishodeh.
Tasmim migireh bereh masjed. mireh mishineh yek goosheh tareek masjed - akhoondeh tazeh shoroo kardeh bood ba moezeh. Akhoondeh migeh: baba mardom aslan mosalmoon va mosalmooni namoondeh. Khanomha shalvar kootah mipooshan pahaye sefideshoon ro mindazan biroon. Mantoye tang mipooshan sineh haye doroshteshoon kamelan maaloomeh. Matik mimalan rooye labhaye gholvehi... Lateh as oon goosheh daad mizane: Haji Agha to mikhay ashk maro biari ya abemoono ?
yeh laateh Tehrooni varshekast misheh mikhasteh geryeh koneh roosh nemishodeh.
Tasmim migireh bereh masjed. mireh mishineh yek goosheh tareek masjed - akhoondeh tazeh shoroo kardeh bood ba moezeh. Akhoondeh migeh: baba mardom aslan mosalmoon va mosalmooni namoondeh. Khanomha shalvar kootah mipooshan pahaye sefideshoon ro mindazan biroon. Mantoye tang mipooshan sineh haye doroshteshoon kamelan maaloomeh. Matik mimalan rooye labhaye gholvehi... Lateh as oon goosheh daad mizane: Haji Agha to mikhay ashk maro biari ya abemoono ?
One day they show two room to a tehroni, rashty and a tork.. One room had a lion in it. The other room had a very beautiful naked women in it. They told the three who ever kills the lion first then he can zanaro bekoneh. Tehroni says “vala ma ahle in harfa nysteem” and he leaves immedialty. Rashty says “vala man balad nistam bekonam, ageh balad boodam, chashb”. He also leaves. Torkeh says “don’t worry; I will take care of it for you”. They let the torkeh in lion’s room. There are lots of noise coming out of the lion’s room, and it sounds like a lot of things are falling down and breaking. Then, all of a sudden, there is this massive zozeh of the lions that last for a while. Then there is total silence. After a few minutes torkeh comes out of the room all bloody and injured. He says “shiraro kardam, hala keyoo bayesty bekosham?”.
