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Niloufar

Football Legend
Oct 19, 2002
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#2
Yek Torke Dashte Mikhonde ;

Mikham ke ba boose Gole labato par par konam

Yekho Yek kumitei poshtesh sabz mishe

Bad in Golayeh par paro hediyeh be rahbar konam
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!haha, good one Fariborz!!!thanx

btw, loool@ your avator! kind of awkward after today's result though!!
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#4
Aghaye Faribourz!!
Hala hatman bAyad ino be tork ha vasl mikardi ?? Nemitoonest in agha SamnAni yA Jahromi bashe??

Rooye darvAzeh voroodi e Ghazvin yek siegn zadeh boodan " Short e Ahani mowjood ast"
Vaghti az shahr mikhAsti beri biroon neveshteh boodan " Ahan pAreh mikharim"
 
#5
Aghaye Faribourz!!
Hala hatman bAyad ino be tork ha vasl mikardi ?? Nemitoonest in agha SamnAni yA Jahromi bashe??

Rooye darvAzeh voroodi e Ghazvin yek siegn zadeh boodan " Short e Ahani mowjood ast"
Vaghti az shahr mikhAsti beri biroon neveshteh boodan " Ahan pAreh mikharim"
LOOOOOOOL :D

Yek Darvishe tsbih mindakhte varede ghazvin mishe mige Ya-hoo .

Az darvaze keh kharej mishode tasbihi micharkhoonde mige Yoohooo
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#6
LOOOOOOL Yoohoo.com

Az yek torkeh miporsan" PayAmbar kay beh ResAlat resid??"
Goft " vAllA man khabar nadAram, man Seyyed KhandAn peyAdeh shodam"
 

houmanbahal

Moderator
Staff member
Mar 27, 2005
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#7
tokr dashte to khiabon dava mikardeh,

yek khare ham dashte az baghaleshon rad mishodeh,

yeho torke miad khararo ham mizane. lato par mikoneh.

bad ke dava tamom mishe. yaro afsare az turke miporse dige chera in khararo zadi,

mige valla to dava fako famil halim nemishe
:--zaboon:
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#10
Az Torke porsidan " Che joori mitooni zir daryaa'ei doshman o ghargh koni?"

Migeh " in keh kari nadAreh, lebAs e ghavvAsi mipoosham miram dar mizanam"
 

mashdi

Football Legend
Sep 29, 2005
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#11
يارو يه دستش قطع می شه ناراحت می ره خيابون می بينه يكی كه دو دست نداره داره قِر می ده
میگه : ای وَل ، عجب روحيه ای
يارو می گه : روحيه چيه ، كونم می خاره ، موندم چيكارش كنم
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#13
Yeh rooz yeh torke cheraaghe Alladin paydA mikone dast mikesh roosh va ghoole az toosh myaad biroon migeh " yaa saaheb sepaas keh mano aazaad kardi haalaa 2 taa aarezooyeh shomaa bar aavardeh khaahad shod shoroo' kon"
Torke migeh " baraayeh man yek nooshaabeh khonak bedeh ke hich vaght tamoom nashe" ghoole yek charkh mizane va yek nooshaabeh khonak mide dast e haaji. Torke mikhoradesh va khali khoshesh myaad baa'd be ghoole migeh " khaili baa haal bood haalaa yeki digeh bedeh"
 

mashdi

Football Legend
Sep 29, 2005
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#14
Mashdi jan,
Ye rooz ye akhondeh X mizaneh mire baalaayeh manbar va migeh:

Baytol moghaddas....hala
das..das....das....

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

یه بابایی، کاریکاتوره کون رو بدون سوراخ می کشه
تو قزوین دستگیرش می کنن به سه جرم

تشویش اذهان عمومی
نشر اکاذیب
توهین به مقدسات
 
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Niloufar

Football Legend
Oct 19, 2002
29,626
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#16
ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

یه بابایی، کاریکاتوره کون رو بدون سوراخ می کشه
تو قزوین دستگیرش می کنن به سه جرم

تشویش اذهان عمومی
نشر اکاذیب
توهین به مقدسات
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!:1:
haha, also LOOOL@Motori's turki jokes!!!! awesome!! keep it up guys!
 

Ismet87

Football Fan
Sep 2, 2006
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Loooool....... what's up.........!~ :cheer-2:

sense of humor make this life more preciously..................:crutch:

HAhahaha.........................................................:)
:yohoo: :yohoo:
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#18
Torke kelideshoo to mAshin jA mizAreh, mireh pish e ye kelidsAz migeh " AghA to ro khodA ajaleh kon, 2 sA'at e zan o bacham to mAshin moondan"
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#19
Ghazvini e yek Bacharo zadeh bood zeer e baghalesh dAsht bA ajaleh miraft.
DoostAsh sar e khyAboon didanesh azesh porsidan " babam jAn ajalatAn barAye chi ast?"
Goft " vAllA fardA emtehAn e Kaan dAram tA hAlA lAsham vAz nakardam."
 
Aug 27, 2005
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#20
Glossary of Rashti terminologies.

Doosh e hamoom................aab charkh kon (charkh e goosht e aab)
Shame' (candle)..................SoozAn e Rowshan
Tovalet e ferangi.................anjAm
Goosh pAk kon....................Kebrit e bee khatar
Televizion..........................nAtegh e noori
ChangAl............................yeki bood yeki nabood
Keshti..............................Tashkhees
Ghashog e chAy khori............Gherti
Magas..............................Parviz
Zanboor............................Parviz ghannAd
ChAghoo...........................To del boro
Takht e khAb......................MaazandarAn
MedAd pAk kon....................mAlesh bar dAnesh
Goosht koob.......................pahlevoon e sar e sofreh
GhatAr..............................hAlA hAlA hA mAshin
Shisheh............................oonvaresh paydA
Ayneh..............................man dar oon paydA
AftAbeh............................manshoor
DampAei...........................nafar bar
Bachcheh...........................kAdoyeh doostAn