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Niloufar

Football Legend
Oct 19, 2002
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Ye torke yek tablo mizane too baghalish ke mige "Emam ba Dough".
Behesh migan chera kofr migi, "emam ba dough dige chiye.
Mige valla, hama minavisan "khoda ba mast", ma khastim tekrari nabashe.
loooooool,hehehe good one!!thanks!

also LOOOL@RM and Amoo's jokes!!! thanks guys!!:10:
 
Aug 27, 2005
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Band e 209
یک زن و شوهر بیست سال بود با هم زندگی میکردند و هر موقع میخاستن با هم نزدیکی کنن مرده اصرارمیکرد که حتما باید چراغ خاموش باشه. زنه که ازاین کار کلی کفری شده بود یک شب وسط کار یه هو چراغوروشن کرد و دید شوهرش یک وایبریتورگرفته دستش و الهی به امید تو.
زنه که کلی جوش اورده بود به مرده گفت"مرتیکه بیست ساله مارو با این ابزاربعله؟ یالاباید بهم بگی چه مرگته"
مرده گفت" عزیزم به خدا من مشکلی ندارم به تو توضح بدم چه مرگمه ولی موندم تو چه جوری میتونی چهارتا بچه مونو توجیه کنی"
 

Amoo

Bench Warmer
Jan 6, 2006
626
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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!
 
Aug 26, 2005
16,771
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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!
LOL.
 

Amoo

Bench Warmer
Jan 6, 2006
626
0
How to say KHATNEH in other languages:
You need to read it out loud and with the proper accent!

French ___________________ Doolaasion Kootasion
Indian ___________________ Doolaaheh Kootaaheh
English __________________ Doolation Kootation
Russian __________________ Doolaatoff Kootaaloff
Turkish __________________ Eladool Elaboor
Arabic ___________________ Al-Dooleh Al-Satoor
Vietnamese _______________ Epsilosion no Kootaasion
Japanese _________________ Doolemishi Kootaaabishsi
Spanish __________________ Eldoolo Kootaalo
Italian ___________________Doolino Borino
Esfahani _________________ Doolestoon Kootestoon
 

Amoo

Bench Warmer
Jan 6, 2006
626
0
A man goes to a oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The surgeon
pulls out a needle to numb the tooth. "No way! No needles! I hate
needles!" the patient protested.
The surgeon starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating to me!"

The surgeon then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", the patient says, "I am fine with pills".

The surgeon then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the surgeon, "but it will give you something to
hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
 
Feb 15, 2006
7,823
272
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Copenhagen-Denmark
یک زن و شوهر بیست سال بود با هم زندگی میکردند و هر موقع میخاستن با هم نزدیکی کنن مرده اصرارمیکرد که حتما باید چراغ خاموش باشه. زنه که ازاین کار کلی کفری شده بود یک شب وسط کار یه هو چراغوروشن کرد و دید شوهرش یک وایبریتورگرفته دستش و الهی به امید تو.

زنه که کلی جوش اورده بود به مرده گفت"مرتیکه بیست ساله مارو با این ابزاربعله؟ یالاباید بهم بگی چه مرگته"

مرده گفت" عزیزم به خدا من مشکلی ندارم به تو توضح بدم چه مرگمه ولی موندم تو چه جوری میتونی چهارتا بچه مونو توجیه کنی"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
He must be from Rasht :whack:
 
Feb 15, 2006
7,823
272
50
Copenhagen-Denmark
Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!
great one amoo :cheers:
 
Feb 15, 2006
7,823
272
50
Copenhagen-Denmark
A man goes to a oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The surgeon
pulls out a needle to numb the tooth. "No way! No needles! I hate
needles!" the patient protested.
The surgeon starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating to me!"

The surgeon then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection", the patient says, "I am fine with pills".

The surgeon then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the surgeon, "but it will give you something to
hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
 
Feb 15, 2006
7,823
272
50
Copenhagen-Denmark
How to say KHATNEH in other languages:
You need to read it out loud and with the proper accent!

French ___________________ Doolaasion Kootasion
Indian ___________________ Doolaaheh Kootaaheh
English __________________ Doolation Kootation
Russian __________________ Doolaatoff Kootaaloff
Turkish __________________ Eladool Elaboor
Arabic ___________________ Al-Dooleh Al-Satoor
Vietnamese _______________ Epsilosion no Kootaasion
Japanese _________________ Doolemishi Kootaaabishsi
Spanish __________________ Eldoolo Kootaalo
Italian ___________________Doolino Borino
Esfahani _________________ Doolestoon Kootestoon
LOOOOOOOL :D
Why Arabs have to exadurate?
 

Amoo

Bench Warmer
Jan 6, 2006
626
0
Ghazanfar savare taxi mishe, mogheye piyade-shodan ranande poole khoord nadashte, torke behesh mige eshkal nadare, bejash baram boogh bezan.
 

Niloufar

Football Legend
Oct 19, 2002
29,626
23
Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!
hehehe, good one!!:)

LOL@your other jokes Amoo!!! hahaha, Arab one was flawless!!!!!:cheers:
 

mashtnaghi

National Team Player
Oct 18, 2002
4,526
77
How to say KHATNEH in other languages:
You need to read it out loud and with the proper accent!

French ___________________ Doolaasion Kootasion
Indian ___________________ Doolaaheh Kootaaheh
English __________________ Doolation Kootation
Russian __________________ Doolaatoff Kootaaloff
Turkish __________________ Eladool Elaboor
Arabic ___________________ Al-Dooleh Al-Satoor
Vietnamese _______________ Epsilosion no Kootaasion
Japanese _________________ Doolemishi Kootaaabishsi
Spanish __________________ Eldoolo Kootaalo
Italian ___________________Doolino Borino
Esfahani _________________ Doolestoon Kootestoon
I made up some more, I hope they are okay.

American ________________ Dodooling Kotooling
Canadian ________________ Dodooling A Kotooling A
Californian ______________ Like Dodooling like Kotooling
German _________________ Doldoolakhton Kotakhton
Swiss ___________________ Dodoolyodel Kotoyodel
Chinese _________________ Wang Kootang
Rashti __________________ Adodool Akotool
 

Amoo

Bench Warmer
Jan 6, 2006
626
0
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open
the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World
War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide
her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son!
And you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to
act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind...But I do have
one more question "

"And what is that?" asked the priest.
!
"Should I tell her the war is over?"