LOOOOOOOOOL 
good one!
Here is one with Hamshahri, little long but very good!!!
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A tork goes to a resturant, he sees a Donkey sitting in the resturant.
The manager says to all the costumers:
"Free cholo kabab, if anyone can make my Donkey laugh"
Every one tries without luck. The tork goes to the donkey and whispers something in donkeys ear.
The donkey starts laughing big time.
So the Tork gets a free meal.
Next week the tork comes by, again to the same resturant.
This time the manager says:
"Free cholo kabab, for 1 week, if any one can make my donkey cry"
Again no one can. The tork whispers again in the donkeys ear.
The donkey starts cryin, big time.
A month later the tork comes again.
This time the manager says:
"I'm so tiered of this Donkey"
"Free Cholo kabab, for 1 month, if any one can make this donkey leave"
Every body try to pull and push the donkey, but the donkey wont move.
The tork goes to the donkey and whispers something in the donkeys ear.
The donkey gets up very fast, and runs like hell.
Released from that stupid donkey, The manager thanx the Tork for the 3rd time and says:
"you can eat free here for a month, but may I ask how could you comunicate with the donkey????"
The tork says:
"1st you wanted him to laugh. I said in his ear : My dick is bigger then yours! He laught"
"2nd you wanted him to cry. I showed him my dick! He cried"
"3rd you wanted him to leave. I told him "Age nari mikonametaa!!". He ran"
good one!
Here is one with Hamshahri, little long but very good!!!
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A tork goes to a resturant, he sees a Donkey sitting in the resturant.
The manager says to all the costumers:
"Free cholo kabab, if anyone can make my Donkey laugh"
Every one tries without luck. The tork goes to the donkey and whispers something in donkeys ear.
The donkey starts laughing big time.
So the Tork gets a free meal.
Next week the tork comes by, again to the same resturant.
This time the manager says:
"Free cholo kabab, for 1 week, if any one can make my donkey cry"
Again no one can. The tork whispers again in the donkeys ear.
The donkey starts cryin, big time.
A month later the tork comes again.
This time the manager says:
"I'm so tiered of this Donkey"
"Free Cholo kabab, for 1 month, if any one can make this donkey leave"
Every body try to pull and push the donkey, but the donkey wont move.
The tork goes to the donkey and whispers something in the donkeys ear.
The donkey gets up very fast, and runs like hell.
Released from that stupid donkey, The manager thanx the Tork for the 3rd time and says:
"you can eat free here for a month, but may I ask how could you comunicate with the donkey????"
The tork says:
"1st you wanted him to laugh. I said in his ear : My dick is bigger then yours! He laught"
"2nd you wanted him to cry. I showed him my dick! He cried"
"3rd you wanted him to leave. I told him "Age nari mikonametaa!!". He ran"
