Ever since the invention of the camera phone, the Russians have surpassed the Japanese, in doing stupid shit on the internet. The jacked up part is we take pride in it. I wonder what is the life expectancy of the average Comrade? This is Russia baby over 7,000,000 views, my people 1,000 words worth!
Payandeh Iran my Calgary buddy, I would greatly appreciate a translation so I can understand the joke, seems to be a god one. Here is a joke for you and everyone, the Palestinian at the Israeli checkpoint.
One day, a Palestinian man was walking in the streets and bumped into an Israeli checkpoint.
The Israeli soldier politely stopped him and asked, "What is your name sir."
Palestinian man, "My name is Mohammad Abdullah "
The Israeli Soldier, "Sex"
Palestinian, "Wallah 14 times a week."
Israeli Soldier, "No I meant man, woman, I have to write this information down."
Palestinian man. "Yes, male, female, sheep, camel."
Israeli Soldier, 'Oh dear!"
Palestinian man, "No dear my friend, ass too high, runs too fast!"
I liked it ha ha. Here is another Israeli Palestinian one.
At the UN, the Palestinian diplomat began to give his speech.
He opened by saying, "Greetings members of the UN I would like to start by telling a story."
He added, "One day, when Moses was washing his clothes in the Jordan river a Jew stole his clothes!"
The Israeli representative got up to protest and he said, "But the Jews weren't even there, the Jews weren't even there!"
The Palestinian, "Now that I got that out of the way, I shall begin my speech!"
Do you guys know the difference between Heaven and Hell?
Heaven is when
The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police.
The French are the chefs.
The Swiss are the organizers and
The the Italians are the lovers.
Hell is when
The Germans are the police.
The English are the chefs.
The French are the mechanics.
The Swiss are the lovers and
The Italians are the organizers.
One day, an American and a Russian were discussing politics and the difference between their countries.
The American said, "In my country, I can go to the White House, bang on the door, walk to the Oval Officer and say, Mr. President Trump, you are doing a bad job!"
The Russian said, "I can do the same thing."
The American was shocked and said, "Realy?
Russian man, "Of course, I can go to the Kremlin, bang on the door walk up to Vladimir Putin and say Mr. President Putin, Trump is doing a bad job!"