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Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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be rashtiye migan bodo bodo too baagh daran be zanet tajavoz mikonan. rashtiye mige: "boro baba be 4 ta doone derakht migi baagh?"
 

Amoo

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Ghazanfar 53 nafaro ba mashin zir mikone. Azesh miporsan akhe che joori to 53 nafaro nadidi?
mige vallah dashtam sara ziri ba ottobusam mioomadam ke ye dafe tormozam borid! in var un var kardam didam ye tarafe jadeh 3 nafar va un vare jadeh 50 nafaran. Goftam khob behtare un 3 nafaro zir konam. pichidam tarafe una vali una ta mano didan davidan be tarafe 50 nafar manam donbale unaaaa dige!
 

Amoo

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Mokhlesse hamegie shoma! Niloo khanoome Arjmand, Inshallah hamishe Payandehe Aziz va Real ke dige jaye khodesho dare!
Shoma 3 ta mano yade in Joke andakhtid:

Ghazanfaro barghe 3 phase migire partesh mikone unvar. Mige namarda agar rast migid ye Phase ye Phase biayd jelooo!
 
Feb 12, 2007
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SANTA MONICA,CA
Subject: TIME FOR A TALK


Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother.
"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally 's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"

Sally replied, "No...salty






 
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agha jan, garibiiii?
akhe adam ke injori jok post nemikone. Az amoo yad begir, yek file injori girish biyad ta yek mah rozi yech ya dota post mikone ;)
LOOOL, alila bAzar yabi balad nist, alle dae, haminjori 50 joke بصورت ضميمه الصاق ميكنه
 
Feb 4, 2005
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Alila I agree with the guys who said you should have used all those short jokes for quite a while. Damte garm some of the were awesome!!!
 

alila

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a galaxy far far away
agha jan, garibiiii?
akhe adam ke injori jok post nemikone. Az amoo yad begir, yek file injori girish biyad ta yek mah rozi yech ya dota post mikone ;)


LOOOL, alila bAzar yabi balad nist, alle dae, haminjori 50 joke بصورت ضميمه الصاق ميكنه
Alila I agree with the guys who said you should have used all those short jokes for quite a while. Damte garm some of the were awesome!!!
doostan.
agha man deadline daram va vaghtesh ro nadashtam ke ke yeki yeki joke ro bezaram va az tarafi heifam omad ke shoma ha mahroom beshin.lol

mishe yeki az doostan zahmat bekeshe va joke ha ro az tooye pdf yeki yeki post kone.
ejazash sader shod
chak
 
Feb 4, 2005
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I heard this one on the radio today:

A guy was badly injured and was in the hospital in which his faithful wife never left hif for a second. One day the guy says:

My dear wife you have always been on my side. When I was fired from the auction house you supported me, when my antique business failed you still stood by me, when we lost our house you were there and now after this horrible injury you are still by my side. He pauses for a while and says : You know what my dear? The wife feeling greatly appreciated says: What is it my darling? And the man replies I think you are bad luck!
 

Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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تركه با گوسفنداش دعواش ميشه ، واسه چرا مي بردشون چمن مصنوعي

ترکه فيلم جنگي ميبينه. آخر فيلم که تموم ميشه جو ميگردش سينه خيز ميره تلويزيون را خاموش ميکنه

از ترکه مي پرسن نظرت درباره بند گردنيه موبايل چيه ؟ ميگه خيلي خوبه . فقط موقع شارژ چند ساعتي آدمو علاف ميکنه !!!!
 

Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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ترکه مي ره مسابقه رو خواني قرآن .. سوره "بني اسراييل" بهش مي خوره انصراف مي ده

مگسه دور سر ترکه وز وز مي کرده ، ترکه مي گه : برو جون مادرت ...الان برامون يه جوک درست مي کنن