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siavash_8

Bench Warmer
Mar 26, 2006
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‏تو زیرنویس شبکه ۳ یارو نوشته میخوام از صابخونه با انصافم آقای فلانی تشکر کنم که ۲ ساله از ما اجاره نگرفته. داداش بنظرم اگه خودت نمیدی یخورده بیشتر حواست به زنت باشه
 

spinhead

Bench Warmer
Oct 24, 2002
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United States of Amnesia
Unfortunate name for a well-meaning law:

The Gender Expression Non-Discrimination Act (GENDA) is a 2019 New York law which added gender identity and gender expression to the state's human rights and hate crimes laws as protected classes; banned discrimination in employment, housing, and public accommodations based on gender identity and gender expression; and ...
 
Feb 4, 2005
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نحوه تدریس دبیران محترم:

علی آمد!

علی: نهاد

آمد: گزاره

حالا نحوه سوال در امتحان:

نهاد و گزاره را مشخص کنید؟

به مژگان سیه کردی هزاران رخنه در دینم/ بیا کز چشم بیمارت هزاران درد برچینم!

والا به همین برکت قسم

واقعا چرااا؟
 
Feb 4, 2005
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Neighbour Rhoda………………

She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work last night.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said,

"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, not at all. I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!