البرت اینشتاین
همکلاسی ها و معلمام به من گفتن دیوانه اما من به انها توجه نکردم
اما مادرم به من نگفت دیوانه و من به اوهم توجه نکردم کلا همه چی به کیرم بود توجه نمیکردم
Payandeh Iran my Calgary buddy, I would greatly appreciate a translation so I can understand the joke, seems to be a god one. Here is a joke for you and everyone, the Palestinian at the Israeli checkpoint.
One day, a Palestinian man was walking in the streets and bumped into an Israeli checkpoint.
The Israeli soldier politely stopped him and asked, "What is your name sir."
Palestinian man, "My name is Mohammad Abdullah "
The Israeli Soldier, "Sex"
Palestinian, "Wallah 14 times a week."
Israeli Soldier, "No I meant man, woman, I have to write this information down."
Palestinian man. "Yes, male, female, sheep, camel."
Israeli Soldier, 'Oh dear!"
Palestinian man, "No dear my friend, ass too high, runs too fast!"