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Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lets hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You dont want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lets hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You dont want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.