Official How-To-Make-Homemade-Sausage News/Thread/Information

TeamMeli

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I couldn't find the notes online so I had to piece it together but I am classiclly trained. CHINA THIS IS FOR YOU COMRADE THE NOTES I PIECED TOGETHER If you like and you guys play the keyboard I can write the treble clef and base clef. Since I am classically trained though it will be do re mi not C D E. I am not a socialist but this is one of my favorite national anthem, next to Russia's national anthem. Anyways I got to try DDR sausage. I might not know more about socialism than you but piano is something I know like the back of my hand mein bruder.
Here is the first part right hand This is just the first part of the first verse of the song I can put down the rest if you like.
la, la, sol fa, La #, la sol, do la fa,do do re ti flat. la, la, sol fa, La #, la sol, do la fa,do, la, re, ti flat, sol me fa (repeat)
Base Clef cords
First cord fa la do
Second cord sol la# re
third cord-la, do me
fourth cord- same as second cord sol la# re
Fifth cord-same as first cord fa la do
Sixth cord-same as second cord sol la# re
Seventh Cord-same as third cord
Eighty cord-new cord la# re, fe
9th cord-same as 2nd cord- sol, la# re
10th cord la do same as 1st cord
Repeat.

If I had a sheet music app it would have been easier but this is the best I can do sorry if I made a mistake but I think it is right. Note the notes start when they sing. My piano teacher taught me (Spelling) solfeg and that is when you read the notes, you sing it so it sticks to your head better.
 
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CHINA THIS IS FOR YOU COMRADE THE NOTES I PIECED TOGETHER.
VietCong sausage
I hope noone shove these vietcong sausages up pile, they are hot hot!

[video=youtube;FzSU19LRK5A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzSU19LRK5A[/video]

When I started to write for a couple days ago I felt something strange was going on with this girl "narrator" and Mr. Mojo overther. Both of them were unusually quiet and acting like polite cardboard cutouts of themselves.
It didn't seem right. That girly wasn't running around foaming at the mouth, yelling at Stupid Guy or making inane comments towards everyone else he crossed paths with. Instead, he was meekly silent. Mr. Mojo wasn't smiling and jovial like he normally is. He sat quietly near the pool for most of the day not talking to anyone. I wasn't going to ask what the deal was, but Mr. Mojo walked over and gave me the scoop.
the girly "fucking commie bitch" went to admin early this afternoon and made a formal complaint of harassment against Mr. Mojo. I’m not sure how she handled it exactly, like if she complained they were harassing her because she was a vegetarian or if she came up with a ugly commie Sausage.

p.s. You see mr. Mojo at the end of this clip, the crap-packer take a soft in the pool!

 
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TeamMeli

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VietCong sausage
I hope noone shove these vietcong sausages up pile, they are hot hot!

[video=youtube;FzSU19LRK5A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzSU19LRK5A[/video]

When I started to write for a couple days ago I felt something strange was going on with this girl "narrator" and Mr. Mojo overther. Both of them were unusually quiet and acting like polite cardboard cutouts of themselves.
It didn't seem right. That girly wasn't running around foaming at the mouth, yelling at Stupid Guy or making inane comments towards everyone else he crossed paths with. Instead, he was meekly silent. Mr. Mojo wasn't smiling and jovial like he normally is. He sat quietly near the pool for most of the day not talking to anyone. I wasn't going to ask what the deal was, but Mr. Mojo walked over and gave me the scoop.
the girly "fucking commie bitch" went to admin early this afternoon and made a formal complaint of harassment against Mr. Mojo. I’m not sure how she handled it exactly, like if she complained they were harassing her because she was a vegetarian or if she came up with a ugly commie Sausage.

p.s. You see mr. Mojo at the end of this clip, the crap-packer take a soft in the pool!

I didn't know you could make grilled pork sausage. Only question is who is Mojo? Also is that China or DPRK bro on your pic? The uniform looks red army (Chinese) and those characters look Mandain. lol I need to get to work I need to buy a good meat grinder from amazon. I want to try some of these out.
 
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lol I need to get to work I need to buy a good meat grinder from amazon. I want to try some of these out.
The heck you need a good grinder from amazon, what you need is a set of Road Kill Grill bro!
A good Road kill Grill could save a fragile marriage.

[video=youtube;YMkXxmAfQaE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMkXxmAfQaE[/video]
 

TeamMeli

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The heck you need a good grinder from amazon, what you need is a set of Road Kill Grill bro!
A good Road kill Grill could save a fragile marriage.

[video=youtube;YMkXxmAfQaE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMkXxmAfQaE[/video]
Shoot I can't watch the clip for some reason maybe I can later. With a good meat grinder you can make fresh sausage all you need is you favorite meat.
 

TeamMeli

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Great instructional video by a dude with fingers as phat as fatso sausages!


[video=youtube;RPQP4TC3E1w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQP4TC3E1w[/video]
That is what I need a professional grinder like homie has if you want to go first class you need good equipment but I just paid a pretty penny for some stainless steal Ron Co 25 peace knife set and I need to get a good knife sharpener. After that I will get a meat grinder like he has cool vid. I did some research if you want a top of the line commercialized one like the Watson you can spend over $500 US! However, they have good meat grinders on sale from $250 to 175 I hope I can get that once I save up. This is nice my nigga(note I didn't say the racist word on purpose) if you have the scratch. They have other nice ones for under $200 US. I am not willing to spend $200 but I will spend over $150 for both my knife sharpener and the meat grinder. I also need a good pasta maker those are also 200. I hope on saving up and getting all of these items by end of next year and I will have the right equipment to make good food.The other day I went on youtube and discovered how to make authentic Italian pasta sauce hint they use cane sugar to counterbalance the parsley and the basil. Cooking is one of the things that relaxes me along with playing piano and believe it or not martial arts. Yes you get some hits but these are all things the therapist recommended for me to get rid of my PTSD and they are all helping(I'm fine now I stopped going over a year ago). Anyways, my grandmother would always say

NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE COOKING, YOU NEED TO PUT IN TIME, PASSION AND LOVE that is what separates an ok dish from a great dish. It doesn't matter if you are cooking brats, pasta sauce of gormeh sabzi. The pasta sauce I made took me 2 hours(counting prep work). I am not a fan of this dish but my grandmother spends five hours making her famous fessenjoon. My Irooni friends who like the dish say it was the best they ever had. Whatever you make or whatever you do, don't do it half ass put your heart and soul into it. It doesn't matter if it is work, food, martial arts, music, raising a family, whatever don't be a slacker or a koongoshad.
 
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TeamMeli

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You know what homie I find it funny, every time I take a nice bong rip of some og kush(In know I know it's bad for you well it's my only bad vice lol) you manage to post something delicious. It is uncanny the British call it radar I think you know when I am faded and you post on here is this your MO haha. Anyways here is how you make authentic Italian marinara sauce you can use this for pizza or pasta.
First you saute your onions and add a little bit of turmeric(this is for anti oxidants)
Then when your onion is ready you throw in a fresh clove of garlic.
After you that you throw in your meat
Once your meat is nice and golden brown and not red
You need about 8 tomatoes, chopped(put it in a pot and let it cook to high for 15 min so the tomato becomes watery).
Then you add some basil and cilantro
After that you add a few spoons of cane sugar(don't use equal it is horrible) the cane sugar will counterbalance the natural bitterness of the tomato and the basil. Don't be a GUIDO JERSEY SHORE guy and take out the seeds that can go in as well just take out the stem of the tomato.

This took me about five years to perfect my Iranian aunt married an Italian and he taught me how to make this. Oh and one difference between American style and Italian style Americans have sauce with pasta it's supposed to be pasta with sauce. Sorry no video for this that is why I posted the recipe. Oh and make sure your pasta is a bit on the andante side I also use WHEAT pasta because I don't use anything white.
 
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Check here how Alireza Jahanbakhsh having a huge Bratwurst @min: 2:34, not bad at all!
Well behaved dude, this Alireza is.

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Now, time for a Christmas Day BROWN SUGAR & HONEY GLAZED BAKED HAM!
Heyyyy heyyyy, I have had one as you see in this clip, that was gooooooooooooooooood----:)

[video=youtube;3LICF-NL9yU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LICF-NL9yU[/video]
 
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Dang, Christmas is kind of... I mean not really over yet, but the Jesus kiddo is about 3 days old now. Three wise men (Kings) according to the Gospel of Matthew already arrived from the east (Persian) bearing gifts of gold celebrating birthday of the Jesus kiddo!
I'm a little fed up with Christmas food and I need to get on with sausages and do some huge sausage for the new year!

Happy New Year ý'all


 
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Now some nasty rusKy Sausage Pie (she more sounds like some retard russian commie than italian).
Anyway if you want to ruin your new year fiesta go on do as this clip shows! :8:

[video=youtube;6-FHDfYf8Zg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-FHDfYf8Zg[/video]
 
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So, here is the clip mr. Mojo dispatched a couple of days ago, last time I was in Taiwan I had some of these sausages... damn, they're nasty but good!
JUst watch how the bald dude loves to pull sausage casings!



[video=youtube;YKEGkrl2zL0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKEGkrl2zL0[/video]
 
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A couple years old Sausage dance....but 2morrow is new year again.
Happy New Commie Rusky Year, man those rusKy_pAdolsky have class, I can tell! :drunk:

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TeamMeli

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So, here is the clip mr. Mojo dispatched a couple of days ago, last time I was in Taiwan I had some of these sausages... damn, they're nasty but good!
JUst watch how the bald dude loves to pull sausage casings!



[video=youtube;YKEGkrl2zL0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKEGkrl2zL0[/video]
I never knew they had Taiwan style sausage I"ll bet it's really good. I haven't been to Taiwan but I've been to the mainland on my own and China allowed our ship to enter Hong Kong. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't but we were lucky. Anyways my meat grinder just came in from amazon and I am looking forward to trying some of these recipes out nucca. BTW I'll bet the place was cool to visit, I liked Hong King but PRC(Mainland meh overrated).
 
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I never knew they had Taiwan style sausage I"ll bet it's really good. I haven't been to Taiwan but I've been to the mainland on my own and China allowed our ship to enter Hong Kong. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't but we were lucky. Anyways my meat grinder just came in from amazon and I am looking forward to trying some of these recipes out nucca. BTW I'll bet the place was cool to visit, I liked Hong King but PRC(Mainland meh overrated).
Welcome back buddy, hope you had nice Anger Manager time.
Talking grinder, this dude has a own-made grinder which I think is ingeniously contrived. :germany1:

I've been loading this up before, but this is ONLY for you!
[video=youtube;Kqpszvw3igo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqpszvw3igo[/video]
 

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داش آرش این در مورد سوسیس موسیس نی ولی چون شما علاقه وافر به ترکیه داری داکیومنتری دهن آب بنداز باحالیه ، خارج ازدونر کباب و راحت احلقوماش ، اصن و واقعی مردیم وزنده شدیم برا سرشیر وعسلش ، آی بسوزه بی پولی وگرنه یارین صاباحا کیه ایمه نی اولاجاک، آللاه کهریستین, سیکتیر

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