two jokes

May 21, 2003
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#1
1:

Torke mireh Amrika PHD begireh, mibineh kheili tool mikesheh HIV migireh.

2:

Ghazvinieh dashte tarteebe ye bacharo midaadeh, mibineh bachehe kheili sar o seda mikoneh. Behesh migeh "khob bache to khoonatoon kojast?", pesare migeh "kooche sevvom, pelaake 8", ghazvinieh migeh "khob tabagheye chandomin?", pesareh migeh "panjom".

ghazvinieh yeho pesararo barmigardoone migeh "EH Asghar BABA toyee?"
 
Oct 18, 2002
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#2
LOL :D

this is an old one but new to me.
they were interviewing the political prisoners in Evin prison so they asked this Esfooni guy why he was in the prison, he said I had the pictures of Khomeini, Khamenei and Bani Sadr hanging in my shop, the Paasdaars came and asked me to take that Dayyoos picture down.
I said Which One?
:D
 

Niloufar

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Oct 19, 2002
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#3
LOOOOL@hasan Agha and Meyti!!!:D haha,good one!!!

Yekruz be Rashtiyeh migan dareh "Khaneyeh Efaf" baz mishe, migeh:
Khodaro shokr. khanume ma ham Karmande Dolat shod!!!!