Your Super-Special Iran Caption Contest

Oct 18, 2002
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AN "Man how long has it been since you last saw your dick?"
Firouzabadi "I don't know"

AN "why don't you diet then'
Firouzabadi " Oh shit, what color is it now?"
 

spanx

Bench Warmer
Dec 19, 2005
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"Please don't feed the animals, especially the fat one"

look at this fat fuck, even his ear is fat ... that's the biggest ear i've seen
 

Zob Ahan

Moderator
Staff member
Feb 4, 2005
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#11
AN: Chelo kababe hammeye ma ra to kharkosde khordi?
The guy in the dark suit: Roosariye oon zanne jendeto be shekamet basti?
 

ME

National Team Player
Nov 2, 2002
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#13
AN greets Hassan Firouzabadi, the head of Iran’s armed forces and the new Permanent Passive Defense Committee. You supply the caption:




http://enduringamerica.com/2010/03/15/your-super-special-iran-caption-contest/
This is the IRI center for strategic studies at Mesbah Yazdis seminary in Qom, AN is lecturing a class full of elites:

Plot 1, 10 minutes before:
AN- anybody can say how the tailor measured FiroozAbadi's waist size?
....nobody knows the answer...

Plot 2, Now:
AN- ok, nobody knows the right answer?! no problem, I explain it to you my brothers...it's simple, just pay attention...may god shed some light in your hearts…

"...The tailor shoveled a ruler in FiroozAbadi's asshole, then squared the depth and multiplied it by 3.14 "

:iran:
 

Silverton

National Team Player
Nov 6, 2004
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#14
khaak to sareh hamashoon ... while Indians are buying and owning some of the biggest companies in the world, these assholes haven't done one good thing for Iran or Iranians.

Riidam beh hamashoon.