Bush chips in on evolution

[godlesscommie]

Detroit Free Press
He wants alternative theories taught
August 2, 2005
BY RON HUTCHESON
[font=helvetica,arial]FREE PRESS WASHINGTON STAFF[/font]

WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush waded into the debate over evolution and "intelligent design" Monday, saying schools should teach both theories on the creation and complexity of life.

In a wide-ranging question-and-answer session with a small group of reporters, Bush essentially endorsed efforts by Christian conservatives to give intelligent design equal standing with the theory of evolution in the nation's schools...


Rejoice and give thanks. Kill the fatted calf. Lock your chastity belts. Hide your children and inflatable dolls. The mightiest of intellectuals has made his opinion heard, his loins glistening in the sun, his foreskin dragging like a leopard's tail, his wrath as glorious as Al Gore‘s beard. See how lesser plastic mortals scatter in his presence? See how oceans quiver in fear and submission? See how the moon vibrates with excitement, darting forward to kiss what it doesn’t understand? All yearn to taste his sweat, to feel his greatness deep inside them, and only for a moment, to forget their own insignificance. The universe is saved, the hero of the downtrodden has returned. The price of KY jelly will soar.

 

[St_Mark]

Detroit Free Press
He wants alternative theories taught
August 2, 2005
BY RON HUTCHESON
[font=helvetica,arial]FREE PRESS WASHINGTON STAFF[/font]

WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush waded into the debate over evolution and "intelligent design" Monday, saying schools should teach both theories on the creation and complexity of life.

In a wide-ranging question-and-answer session with a small group of reporters, Bush essentially endorsed efforts by Christian conservatives to give intelligent design equal standing with the theory of evolution in the nation's schools...


Rejoice and give thanks. Kill the fatted calf. Lock your chastity belts. Hide your children and inflatable dolls. The mightiest of intellectuals has made his opinion heard, his loins glistening in the sun, his foreskin dragging like a leopard's tail, his wrath as glorious as Al Gore‘s beard. See how lesser plastic mortals scatter in his presence? See how oceans quiver in fear and submission? See how the moon vibrates with excitement, darting forward to kiss what it doesn’t understand? All yearn to taste his sweat, to feel his greatness deep inside them, and only for a moment, to forget their own insignificance. The universe is saved, the hero of the downtrodden has returned. The price of KY jelly will soar.

Jagger mauls Bush
( August 09, 2005)

The Rolling Stones accuse President George W Bush of being "full of sh*t" on their new album, it has emerged.

"Sweet Neo Con", one of the tracks on the band's forthcoming LP "A Bigger Bang", is known to be fiercely anti-Bush.

However, the full force of the lyrics and Mick Jagger's disdain for the American leader has now been confirmed, with The Stones singer revealing the lyrics in a new interview.

An extract from "Sweet Neo Con" features the following lines:

"You call yourself a Christian,
I call you a hypocrite/
You call yourself a patriot,
well I think you're full of sh*t."


Speaking to Newsweek, Jagger explained the background to the track. "It is direct. Keith said (adopting Richards' voice), 'It's not really metaphorical.'

"I think he's a bit worried because he lives in the U.S. But I don't," commented Sir Mick.

"A Bigger Bang" is released on September 5 and is preceded by the single, "Streets Of Love" on August 22. The band begin their forthcoming world tour in Boston on August 21.




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[Old-Faraz]

I nominate Ayatollah Bush to be the next Supreme Leader of Iran and US. I think he is eminently qualified. Lets see:

1- He has cheated in elections to come to power.
2- He is against abortion, but for indiscriminate killing of grown ups.
3- He is fixing the judicial branch to be a rubber stamp for his decisions.
4- He promotes martyrdom and sacrifice as long as he does not have to do it himself.
5- He dislikes science except when it helps make better bombs.
6- He loves the death penalty, specially when executing the poor, minority, or retards.
7- He is all for harsh punishments as long as they do not apply to him.
8- He hears his instructions from God directly.
9- He thinks his version of God's book is the only true version and everybody else is an infidel going to hell.

What other qualifications can you ask from a supreme leader? Lets face it, in a head to head match against Khamenei, he is even more qualified than our very own Ayatollah.