EPL week 34 , Man Utd v Aston Villa , Tottenham v Man City , Liverpool v Chelsea

mashdi

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A win against Aston Villa tomorrow and Manchester United will lift the Trophy at Old Trafford.and Manchester United's next match will be at Arsenal.it would be a great scene to watch Arsenal players form the Guard of Honour for Champions Manchester United players and Robin van Persie. :)
 

mashdi

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Suarez doing Mike Tayson bite. loool. Che gazi az Ivanovic gereft. loool. Khak bar saresh.
It's all a cultural misunderstanding.biting is just a sign of affection in Uruguay and Suarez has many friends with arms. :)

Liverpool's Hannibal Suarez : " I'm gonna have Ivanovic for dinner.he is yummy. "

 

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this guy is an animal but you gotta give him credit for creativity.i am looking forward seeing him play against iran in a possible wc playoff.could be wildly entertaining.
 

oghabealborz

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Something like this should do the job.

And you think you have seen it all in the football field until this .....what an absolute asshole ,what makes him more of an asshole is the fact that he is such awesome footballer that don't need to resort to such despicable acts .

Even a brilliant lawyer like our own kaz can't defend him on this ....or can he ?!
 

mashdi

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you picking cherries for your man ! you got no leg to stand on after what Kungfu cantona did to that poor innocent humble and nice chap in the crowd !!
Yeah.real nice chap.


The nice chap obviously didn't learn his lesson neither from Eric's kick nor from being charged and found guilty of two charges of using threatening words and behaviour during the Cantona incident nor from 7 days prison for assaulting the prosecuting counsel in court.


The nice chap also got himself in trouble again with the law a couple of years ago.Eric should have kicked him harder. :)



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enies-assault-sons-football-team-manager.html

8 April 2011

Fan karate kicked by Cantona unleashed 'barrage of punches on boys' team manager after son was excluded from side'

The man karate kicked by Eric Cantona at a Manchester United match more than 15 years ago has gone on trial over an alleged brawl at a youth football game.

Matthew Simmons, 36, gained notoriety when the French striker launched a flying kick at him shortly after he had been sent off the pitch as Simmons supported Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park in January 1995 .

However, Kingston Crown Court in south London heard yesterday the incident allegedly led salesman Stuart Cooper to exclude Simmons' son, now 13, from a boys football team after learning his father had been at the receiving end of Cantona's kick.

Simmons is said to have held a grudge against Mr Cooper, the manager of the team, because of the exclusion, which happened just before the 10th anniversary of the incident.

The 'bad blood' between the pair culminated in an attack at a football ground in south east London in August 2010, said prosecutor Michael Logsdon.

Simmons is said to have attacked Cooper with a 'flurry of punches' to his face, arm and chest, leaving him with a bloody nose and covered in bruises, including a black eye.

About 30 boys playing in the friendly game, between an U14 and an U15 side, witnessed the attack, as well as the handful of adults present.

Cooper had been invited to help out at the match by one of his friends, who was the manager at the youth team.
 

mashdi

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It was the effect of that kick that transmitted violence into him ....you see !:--wierd:


No kidding !
I think the Palace fan had a loose screw and the kick made it fall off. :)

On Suarez and his biting habits , it's quite possible that he watched too many vampire movies as a kid. i blame it on Dracula. :)

Wondering what Ivanovic will turn into when the next full moon occurs? probably a twat.

 
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mashdi

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Monday night footy.


Monday 22 April 2013

Manchester United vs Aston Villa
KO : 20:00 UK time

Match preview

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22149292



Manchester United winger Ashley Young will miss Monday's visit of his previous club Aston Villa after being ruled out for the remainder of the season with an ankle injury.

Paul Scholes is sidelined with a knee problem for the game, in which a United win will make them league champions.

Aston Villa forward Gabriel Agbonlahor should be available.

The striker missed last week's draw with Fulham due to a groin injury but he returned to training last week.

MATCH PREVIEW

The stage is set at the Theatre of Dreams. A victory for Manchester United will secure an unprecedented 20th league title with four matches to spare. Few would bet against them, especially given their extraordinary dominance over Monday's opponents Aston Villa in the Premier League era.

It's United who are now revelling in being the noisy neighbours in the wake of Manchester City's capitulation against Tottenham on Sunday.

That result was arguably more bad news for Villa, who were helpless as most of their relegation rivals picked up points at the weekend. With United desperate to clinch the title in front of their home supporters, Villa can expect pumped-up opposition on the pitch and in the stands.

Sir Alex Ferguson, for one, is eager to eclipse Chelsea's top-flight points record of 95 by winning the remaining five matches.

"There won't be any slacking off," Ferguson said. "(The record) is not beyond us at all. Can Manchester United win five games in a row? How many times have we done that?

"You have to admire the focus we have shown this season. We are resilient and the consistency has been good. Like all the previous teams, they never give in."

Villa can testify to that. They pushed United hard last November, going 2-0 up at Villa Park thanks to an Andreas Weimann brace only for half-time substitute Javier Hernandez to inspire a comeback victory for the visitors.

Despite Villa's current predicament and the occasion at Old Trafford, manager Paul Lambert wants his under-pressure side to enjoy themselves .

"It's going to be a fantastic place to play football, against the champions elect. If you don't enjoy going playing there, there's something wrong. If you can't handle the pressure, you're not going to be a footballer. It's what you're having a career for.

"It's a game no-one expects us to get anything from but we're certainly a goal threat. They have been the most consistent team in the league but from our own point of view we need the points every bit as much as they do."

MATCH FACTS

Head-to-head

Aston Villa have won only once in their last 32 league and cup games against Manchester United - a 1-0 triumph at Old Trafford in December 2009 when Gabby Agbonlahor scored with a header.
In league games only, United have lost just one of their last 34 meetings with Villa home and away since 1995 (W24, D9, L1).

Manchester United

United are vying to avoid suffering consecutive Premier League home defeats for the first time since 2002. They last went successive home matches without a win in 2007, losing to West Ham in May and then drawing their opening game of the following season against Reading.
The Red Devils need to win their remaining five matches to eclipse Chelsea's top-flight record of 95 points, set in 2004-05.
United have scored in 65 successive Premier League home matches since a 1-0 defeat by Aston Villa in December 2009.
They have recovered 28 points from losing positions in the league this season, a divisional high.
Wayne Rooney is expected to make his 400th appearance for United. He has scored nine Premier League goals for the club against Villa. It's his equal best record against any club, along with Bolton, Fulham and Newcastle.

Aston Villa

Villa have taken 10 points out of the last available 15 and won their last two away matches.
They have conceded in each of their last 17 league games, the longest top-flight run without a clean sheet this season. They have already set an unwanted club record of 61 goals against in a Premier League season.
Villa have conceded more goals after half time (41) than any other club.
Gabby Agbonlahor needs one goal to eclipse Dwight Yorke's club record of 60 in the Premier League.
Christian Benteke has scored 10 goals in his last 13 league appearances. He is two goals away from equalling Yorke's club record Premier League tally of 17 in a single season.
 

mashdi

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Manchester United vs Aston Villa

Kick off in about 50 minutes.off to watch it on large screen.if you don't hear from me then it'll be safe to assume that i have drowned in an ocean of alcohol. :)



Aled Hurd in Manchester on text:

"Walking around Manchester city centre and it's obvious whichever lads are selling the champions 20 scarves have made a killing today!"