- The 60 minute game with the clock stopped during dead periods has always been on my mind. What a fucking tragedy time-wasting has become in football. Players are professionally trained to do it.
- The offside rule needs modification. If you beat the offside trap, you should no longer be subject to the offside rule in subsequent passes. This means, if you are already past the last defender and a teammate of yours is ahead of you, the offside rule should no longer apply. You should be able to pass it to your teammate even if he's in an offside position by current rules.
- The offside rule should also be completely ignored for attackers who are only a few inches offside. A player must be at least 1 meter in offside for the rule to apply. This is hard to enforce with naked eye, so the benefit of the doubt should always be given to the attacker.
- I wish there was a fucking automatic red card for players who walk like Hollywood stars on a red-carpet during substitutions. A player should get less than 10 seconds to exit the field (from the closest exit point). They should actually time these things and give these fuckers red cards. Nothing kills a game in the last minutes like a substitution.
- Faking injuries and play-acting should become a major crime in football. Performing theatrics and pussifying the game should carry serious punishments. It's disgusting and totally gay.
- Penalties should only count as half a goal. Penalties suck balls.
- A team that has made no attempts on goal (on or off target shots) in more than 10 minutes should be penalized with a penalty kick.