Introducing Manchester United's Chairman Mao

[mashdi]

Welcome to Manchester United comrade Louis van Gaal. we shall call it The Gaalactico Revolution Era.

http://www.footytube.com/video/van-gaal-they-have-the-mentality-i-just-give-the-structure-286130

" They [players] have the winner's mentality. only i have to give them structure."

- Louis van Gaal

 

[mashdi]

From BBC:

" Louis van Gaal has ordered all Manchester United players to speak English."

Louis van Gaal in English class

[video=youtube;GWrj1l_llqo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWrj1l_llqo[/video]

 

[mashdi]

Heaven sent us Louis van Gaal by YeahBigJimmy , with a bit of help from The Smiths.

[video=youtube;wMd1GEzHMWo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMd1GEzHMWo[/video]

 

[Real Madrid]

Here you go Mashdi jan

Here is your read tonight


http://defendingwiththeball.wordpress.com/

 

[mashdi]

Chairman Louis van Gaal in Man United vs Roma post-match press conference.

The Iron Tulip is so fabulous that they even set up a microphone for his shadow in the presser.

 

[mashdi]

Here you go Mashdi jan

Here is your read tonight

http://defendingwiththeball.wordpress.com/

Thanks. i'll be reading it today. you see , my nocturnal activities don't include reading as they're well stocked up with pubs , booze , football and a few naughty things better be kept away from 6 year old members. :drunk:

 

[mashdi]

[video=youtube;7cgAKZkX_yE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cgAKZkX_yE&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[mashdi]

Here you go Mashdi jan

Here is your read tonight

http://defendingwiththeball.wordpress.com/

Just finished reading it. LVG is so attacking minded that he doesn't put a goalkeeper in the net and plays a 0-3-3-4.

 

[Real Madrid]

Looool@mashdi

 

[mashdi]

Looool@mashdi

That new Avatar of yours is partially not suitable for children. I understand that AS Roma's emblem represents the 2 mythical founders of City of Rome , but all children will be looking at is a pair of midgets sucking on a dog’s tits.

 

[mashdi]

Introducing Louis van Gaal , the karate kid.

Get in there!!!!!!!!!

 

[mashdi]

Manchester United in USA Tour.

Louis van Gaal is so humble that he serves drinks and bibs to his United players after a hard session of training.

 

[mashdi]

" And then we beat them. "

[video=youtube;AWUgej9RtSQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUgej9RtSQ[/video]

 

[mashdi]

Sexy Time:

At Bayern , he forbade parties before matches but encouraged his team to " play a little with your women ".

Things Most Likely To Anger Van Gaal:

Johan Cruyff - 60% .

25,000:

Number of tulips in a mural celebrating his Old Trafford arrival.

 

[TeamMeli]

Play a little with your woman you say, sounds like my kind of manager. You guys should be significantly better this year I think last year was more on Moyes he really looked lost. LVG knows what he is doing outside of Snijder, RVP and the flying Dutchman, they (Holland) didn't have much yet he still got a 3rd place result. I hate to admit this but I think this year it's Man U's year.

 

[mashdi]

Quote from Louis van Gaal's yesterday's pre-match press conference on picking Rooney as first team captain

" Let it fly. "

 

[mashdi]

From today's press conference

Journo : " How do you think that you've done so far in the job ? "

Louis van Gaal : " I'm doing always great. so that's a very easy question. thank you for that."

 

[mashdi]

Manchester United vs Chelsea pre-game press conference.

Louis van Gaal messing around with Sky Sports' reporter James Cooper , asking him why he's always the journo who asks the first question in his press conferences.

[video=youtube;SvVrr-2sE3s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvVrr-2sE3s[/video]

 

[mashdi]

From Louis van Gaal's pre-match press conference today

Louis van Gaal took a sip from a glass of red wine and then said laughingly :

" Not a bad wine. our sponsor ? "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFEr-NJ8onQ

[video=youtube;1h_-KnIVKc4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h_-KnIVKc4[/video]