A woman didn't! come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friends house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had
slept over at friend's house. The woman
called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he slept over,
and two claimed that he was still there! .
The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friends house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had
slept over at friend's house. The woman
called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he slept over,
and two claimed that he was still there! .
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable
to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable
LOOOL 
ye rooz ye rashti mireh pisheh ye torke migeh:
"Awwwww, zanam ba yek marde. To boro zanamo bekosh, ke man poole-bimeh begiram.
Vali baayad Sam bekhordesh bedi ke yek vaght ghaatel nashim maa!"
Torke migeh: "Baasheh", mireh zanaro mikoshe miyaad!
Rashti: Khob chi shod??
Tork: "Koshtamesh daa!!!"
Rashti: "Aakhe chi joori? Sam bekhordesh daadi?"
Tork: Na, Baa Chaaghoo!
Rashti: "Ey waaaaay, badbakht shodam!! baabaa man ke goftam oon bayad ye chiz bekhore taa bemireh!!!
Tork: "Khob Chaaghoo khord, mord!"
:bye:
ye rooz ye rashti mireh pisheh ye torke migeh:
"Awwwww, zanam ba yek marde. To boro zanamo bekosh, ke man poole-bimeh begiram.
Vali baayad Sam bekhordesh bedi ke yek vaght ghaatel nashim maa!"
Torke migeh: "Baasheh", mireh zanaro mikoshe miyaad!
Rashti: Khob chi shod??
Tork: "Koshtamesh daa!!!"
Rashti: "Aakhe chi joori? Sam bekhordesh daadi?"
Tork: Na, Baa Chaaghoo!
Rashti: "Ey waaaaay, badbakht shodam!! baabaa man ke goftam oon bayad ye chiz bekhore taa bemireh!!!
Tork: "Khob Chaaghoo khord, mord!"
:bye:
