Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share
his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Now...that is estate planning.....
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share
his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Now...that is estate planning.....
LOOL!!ehhh pas turkiii PI jan?! haha, no wonder u picked ManU and Esteghlal as ur favourite teams!!!!
I have a friend who is very "Ghaleez" Tork and every time I say any Torki joke he gets offended and say " Hala khosesham torkeh haa.."
Nilou jAn
plz pass this post to Payandeh Iran. thanx
bah bah bah. PJ aziz Liverpoolieh :devil-smi:devil-smi
FIRST COMBINED MONKEY AND SCOUSER FLIGHT TO THE MOON
The monkey enters the rocket and finds an instruction envelope marked " Monkey ". It opens it and reads the letter. It contains very precise and complicated instructions on how to fly the rocket. The Scouser enters the rocket and finds an instruction envelope marked " Scouser ". He opens and reads the letter. It says: " Feed the monkey "
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Three men, a Liverpool fan, a Man United fan and a black guy are in the maternity ward waiting for their wives to give birth. The nurse comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy babies, however unfortunately they ran out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their babies from any family resemblance etc. The Man United fan rushes in first and comes out with a black baby The black guy looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, " but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Man United fan, " but one of the other two in there is a Scouser, and I'm taking no chances "
FIRST COMBINED MONKEY AND SCOUSER FLIGHT TO THE MOON
The monkey enters the rocket and finds an instruction envelope marked " Monkey ". It opens it and reads the letter. It contains very precise and complicated instructions on how to fly the rocket. The Scouser enters the rocket and finds an instruction envelope marked " Scouser ". He opens and reads the letter. It says: " Feed the monkey "
***********
Three men, a Liverpool fan, a Man United fan and a black guy are in the maternity ward waiting for their wives to give birth. The nurse comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy babies, however unfortunately they ran out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their babies from any family resemblance etc. The Man United fan rushes in first and comes out with a black baby The black guy looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, " but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Man United fan, " but one of the other two in there is a Scouser, and I'm taking no chances "
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