- Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
- Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
- What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? "What the Fuck!" and "What a Fuck!"
- 3 people having sex is a Threesome, 2 is a Twosome. So next time someone calls you 'Handsome', don't take it as a compliment!