Guys remember the joke that was posted here about these stuff:
This hamvatan in urgent need of kapoot for upcoming action, goes to a drugstore to secure his need.
The pharmacist is engaged in a conversation with a moshtari at the counter:
Moshtari- Agha deerouz rafte bodam terminal belit bekharam........
Phar- Agha terminal chiye , begoo Payane
Mosh- Are agha ,omadeem belit begirim, computer kharab shod
phar- agha computer chiye begoo Rayane
mosh- areh, belakhare belit dorost shod, ama geron bood .poolesh nabood. goftand boro subsid begir,
phar- agha subsid chiye begoo Yarane
at this point our hamvatan loses patience and screams at the pharmacist with his sweet accent: Agha jon, 3 ta Gayane bede ma beshim be karo zendagi...