I was at a party the other night. This diplomat friend of mine comes up to me and in his funny persian accent asks me: Shoma be kodam Jani raay midahid? Lol. He did ofcourse mean it as a joke.
my response would've been: "dahan e kasif e toh lAyegh e zabAn e shirin e farsi nist. bA oon dahanet boro nejAsat e khodeto bokhor va to kAr e bozorgAn dekhAlat nakon."