I was never a big WWF fan, but always like the Sheik. Feel pretty bad for the guy being in such bad shape now!
Did you look at some of the funding packages? For $100, he will personally call you to thank you and for $150 you get a 5 minute Skype call with the Sheik. But my favorite: For $3,500, you and 3 friends get to party with the Sheik in Toronto, New York, LA or Atlanta!