What are you planning to do this Saturday?

[deerouz]

What are your plans for May 21?

(You guys do know that it is the end of the world, right? )
http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/05/06/this-just-in-world-ends-on-may-21/

 

[deerouz]

He says the believers will be elevated to the heaven and the unbelievers will remain to be judged.

A good voicemail greetings for May 21:

"Hello, you have reached xxxx. If you can't find me, you know where I am."

 

[Zob Ahan]

Can they postpone it a week so we can see the CL final?

 

[deerouz]

Try to find believers in your neighborhood and promise them you can take care of their luxury cars when they ascend to the heaven.

 

[Payandeh Iran]

K...kholaa baayad beraghsan
K...kholaa baayad beraghsan

 

[YePaDoPa]

In dash nader havas karde soosk beshe!

 

[Motori]

Can they postpone it a week so we can see the CL final?

Zabooneto aab bekesh. Indianapolis 500 mohemtareh.

 

[masoudA]

From what I hear the thing is to start in New Zeland - so "if true", we will get a few hours of advanced notice....
I have been asking the question from co-workers......what if? what would you do during the few hours after we are assured of it being true? The best answers I got so far were: Booz, sex & booz, doing something to get chased by cops....... (that guy loves to drive and drive fast), meal with booz, ..

 

[beystr 2.0]

Too bad...most of u guys are far away from his holiness hole...Jamkaran...I'll be there taking photos of Amoo Mahdi..and hopefully selling it for heavenly " Dinars or Derham" to the heavenly tabloids

 

[Khorus]

Oh man....I was still worried about 2012, and now this jack ass starts flapping his butt hole!! To be honest, we will survive this, just like 1984, 2000, and later 2012 will also pass. This is just another old fart retard that has spent way too much time with his head up his ass!!

 

[biAzar]

What time are we ascending??? I got couple of youth league games that I like to finish before....

 

[payan]

please don't take any chances, if you have things for sale ..kase boshghab,labtop, porno movies,samavar, ipad, toop football, mizo-sandali, torshi seer ...
man mikharm .

 

[jspworld]

I woke up in the morning of the 21st May and when I saw people saying that the world is coming to an end today - I thought to myself, I thought it was next year! But people told me that different people say different days which the world will pop its cloggs! In my opinion, the world has already come to an end as I lost the will to live years ago!

 

[deerouz]

The best prank for May 21 (late but still funny):

Leave used clothes, shoes, socks and underwear on street corners.