لامپ

[Behrooz_C]

خاک تو سر خیار کنن، که با این همه سابقه کار یه لامپ اومد جاشو گرفت


[video=youtube;3CoBAWyS_rA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoBAWyS_rA[/video]

 

[Bache Tehroon]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Moral of the story:

Use the new energy efficient lamps instead.

 

[mashdi]

Well , using the light bulb certainly gives a new perspective on the famous phrase : " stick it where the sun doesn't shine ".

 

[Zed e' Engelab]

Wow ..... I am speechless ! WTH .....

 

[Behrooz_C]

آخر فیلم باحاله. پرستاره میگه "اه اه چه بویی میده، بی شعور "

میگن اولین کسی که از طریق استفاده لامپ به دنیا اومد شیخ فاضل الّله نوری بود
:--biggrin

 

[Bache Tehroon]

I guess we now know what Ahmadinejad's parents were into.

 

[Sly]

There are already millions of jokes coming out for this:

دوره زمونه ی بدی شده . کسی بخواد زن بگیره باید بره از الکتریکی محل تحقیق کنه

مورد داشتیم دختره قدش به لامپای اتاق نمیرسیده لامپ تصویر تلویزیون روباز کرده
حالا.موندن ببرنش بیمارستان یا نمایندگی.سامسونگ

عمو لامپى فروش!
بعله!
مهتابى مى خوام
بعله!
آفتابى مى خوام
بعله!
من زنون مى خوام
بعله!
من نئون مى خوام
بعله!
لامپا چينيه؟
بعله!
سايزش مينيه؟
بعله!

عمو لامپى فروش!
بعله!
لامپ، دراز دارى؟
بعله!
دل نواز دارى؟
بعله!
يهو گير نكنه؟!
بعله!
تاخير نكنه؟!؟
بعله!
كم مصرف مى خوام
بعله!
واسه تو كف مى خوام
بعله!
باترى ام داره؟
بعله!
ما رو قال نذاره؟؟
بعله!

عمو لامپى فروش!
بعله!
لامپ، كلفت دارى؟
بعله!
سيخ ِمفت دارى؟
بعله!
عمو لوستِر بده!
بعله!
چلچراغ بده!
بعله!
چلچراغ كمه،
بعله!
سيخ ِداغ بده!
بعله

عمو لامپى فروش...

تازه الان میفهمم که شکیلا میگفت: امشب در دل نوری دارم... یعنی چی!!!!؟

بعد از سانحه گیر کردن لامپ 100حبابی
 در واژن یک خانم "بوشهری" شهرداری این شهر جهت رفاه حال خانمان بوشهری و زیباسازی فضای شهر اقدام به توزیع لامپ مهتابی به صورت رایگان در سطح شهر کرد. شایان ذکر است که بانوان محترمه با در دست داشتن کارت فعال عضو بسیج میتوانند چراغ قوه دریافت کنند.🔦

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@: چند وقت دیگه دختر یه عکس اینستا میذاره : یه روز خوب با لامپ

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: به بخدا قسم اگر یک لامپ کم مصرف در دست راستم و یک لامپ پرمصرف در دست چپم داشتم به هیچ مردی احتیاج پیدا نمی کردم

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فردا اومدین لامپ خونه رو روشن کردین صفحه پیوندا اومد بالا بهتون میگم حالا هی مسخره کنین
یه برنامه برای ساعتهای آخر شب تولید کنید به اسم #بفرمایید_لامپ @manototv

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متلک جدید پسران به خانما....

لامپ
بدم خدمتتون

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خانم: ببخشيد آقا لامپ دارين؟
فروشنده :بله
خانم: ازون گرديا يكي بدين
فروشنده: چند وات باشه
خانم: نمدونم والا ديگه فكر كن واسه خار مادر خودته
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[Behrooz_C]

تازه میفهمیم وقتی بهروز وثوقی تو فایل ممل آمریکایی به گوگوش گفت میخوام لامپتو روشن کنم، منظورش چی بود.خیلی از زمان خودش جلوتر بود


میگن اگه لامپ اونتو میموند، خانوم بعد از نو ه ماه لوستر میزایید.

 

[spinhead]

Why don't they use candles like the old days?

 

[AFRIRAN]

Why don't they use candles like the old days?

Because candle doesn't pop when it goes in ... looll


Avalandesh , nemidoonestim too iroon BLACK ham daarim , doyomandesh az har chi zan bood delemoon be ham khord , seyomandesh taa chand rooz nemtoonim ghazaa bokhorim , charomabdesh reedam too oon kaadr pezeshki ke hormat-e marizesho nadaareh , kesaafat haaye kos khol

 

[Sly]

charomabdesh reedam too oon kaadr pezeshki ke hormat-e marizesho nadaareh , kesaafat haaye kos khol

That's what I thought from the beginning too. But then again, they don't show her face! This is good for sending information to the idiots who would go using lamps!

 

[spinhead]

charomabdesh reedam too oon kaadr pezeshki ke hormat-e marizesho nadaareh , kesaafat haaye kos khol

Good point. I agree, patient privacy has been seriously violated here.

 

[ME]

Because candle doesn't pop when it goes in ... looll


Avalandesh , nemidoonestim too iroon BLACK ham daarim , doyomandesh az har chi zan bood delemoon be ham khord , seyomandesh taa chand rooz nemtoonim ghazaa bokhorim , charomabdesh reedam too oon kaadr pezeshki ke hormat-e marizesho nadaareh , kesaafat haaye kos khol

If here in the US, their license would have been taken away for good, and the GYN team and the hospital had to pay millions of dollars to settle a suit. To me the woman who stuck a lamp in her vagina is far better person than these idiots. Plus who knows, this could have been the masterpiece of an asshole male companion.

 

[spinhead]

If here in the US, their license would have been taken away for good, and the GYN team and the hospital had to pay millions of dollars to settle a suit. To me the woman who stuck a lamp in her vagina is far better person than these idiots. Plus who knows, this could have been the masterpiece of an asshole male companion.

Agreed. These issues are also side effects of suppression of natural sexual desires in young people in a ultraconservative religious society.

 

[ME]

Agreed. These issues are also side effects of suppression of natural sexual desires in young people in a ultraconservative religious society.

True. Still I think putting a lamp in your own vagina is much less violation than a doctor showing a lamp in someone else's vagina to the rest of the world!

 

[Bache Tehroon]

I'm not sure this has much to do with suppression of sexual desires guys. It's just a curious act that apparently ended up in a panic. I've seen porn videos where women stick all sorts of things down there! A bulb is not all that bad if you ask me

 

[Behrooz_C]

Worse things happen in the West where there are no sexual suppression. For all we know this woman has a healthy sex life and was just experimenting.

 

[Sly]

True. Still I think putting a lamp in your own vagina is much less violation than a doctor showing a lamp in someone else's vagina to the rest of the world!

I do understand your point of view about patient privacy etc. and frankly the first reaction I had after seeing the video, was the same as yours. but as said earlier, in a country like Iran, these things should be spread around to get the info. to the idiots who will try these kinds of stuff! To be fair the doctors didn't really show her face or anything so you can't really say who it was but I seriously believe that in Iran, a video like this is not just good but very necessary for educational purposes.

 

[mashdi]

I do understand your point of view about patient privacy etc. and frankly the first reaction I had after seeing the video, was the same as yours. but as said earlier, in a country like Iran, these things should be spread around to get the info. to the idiots who will try these kinds of stuff! To be fair the doctors didn't really show her face or anything so you can't really say who it was but I seriously believe that in Iran, a video like this is not just good but very necessary for educational purposes.

Apparently the info is spreading at a rapid pace. those energy efficient light bulbs (لامپ کم مصرف) are selling like hot cakes.

 

[Behrooz_C]

Apparently, and according to the health minister, these videos are taken for educational and training purposes and are common practice in Iran!

Just want to let you know that's exactly why I posted the video too