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Khoshteep

National Team Player
May 11, 2003
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Ye rooz inja Ye rooz oonjaa
#21
Ostade kelaseh tashrihe pezeshki axe dastgahe tanasoliye khanoma ro mikeshe ke tozih
bedeh, torkeh mizaneh zire khandeh.
Ostad migeh cheteh? tahala kos nadidi?
Migeh chera vali koskeshe ba tahsilat aliyeh nadideh boodam :D
 

Finally

IPL Player
Oct 18, 2002
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#29
Torke was talking to his son about when had to fight two people in 1357. Man dar sale 57 ba do nafar davam shod, Sale 57 2 nafar khaily bood.
 

mashdi

Football Legend
Sep 29, 2005
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#30
نمیدونم اینو شنیدین یا نه
پارسال ،یکی از نمایندگان زن در مجلس شورای اسلامی گفت

تا این شکاف در میان ماست ، مردان بر ما سوارند
 
Aug 27, 2005
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Band e 209
#32
Beh bakghsheed in yek zarreh bee tarbiatyeh!!

Beh yek torkeh goftan bA CD yek jomleh besAz
Goft " khAreto ghAei'dam"
yAroo shAki shod goft " In keh CD tosh nabood"
Goft " Baa'dan CD sho too YouTube mibini"
 
Aug 27, 2005
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Band e 209
#34
One of my hamshahrees was being questioned by reporters that what does he eat on daily basis.
" man 2 tA lavAsh mekhoram barAyeh sobh, 2 tA tAftoon mekhoram barAyeh nAhAr 2 tA ham Sangack mekhoram barAyeh shAm"
Reporter hA porseedand " So it is a myth that you are so much in love with Barbaree?"
Hamshahri goft " Pas to fekr kardi man in hameh noono bA chi mekhoram?"
 

mashdi

Football Legend
Sep 29, 2005
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#35
غضنفر تو هواپيما تفنگشو ميذاره رو مخ خلبان و ميگه:از همينجا صاف ميری بندرعباس
خلبانه ميگه:حالا چرا بندرعباس.؟
میگه :آخه دوستم قراره از اونجا قاچاقی ببردم دوبی

چوپان دروغگو می ميره
شب اوّل قبر،اَزَش ميپرسن اسمت چيه؟ ميگه دهقان فداكار
 
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Aug 27, 2005
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Band e 209
#37
Beh yek rashti migan " Pesar e Abbaas aghaa khaanoom e shomaa ro baa'leh"
Migeh " 1000 maashaalah nemidonestam Pesar e Abbas agha inghadr bozorg shodeh"
 
Aug 27, 2005
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Band e 209
#38
Khaanoom e mibineh vaghti ghataar e asbaab baazi e pesaresh beh istgaah mirese pasaresh migeh " Maadar ghahbe haash peyaadeh shan, khaar koste haash savar shan"
Maadareh shaaki mishe va ghataaro az pesare migireh, Baa'd az kolli eltemaas pesare asbaab baazi ro pas migireh. Dobaareh vaghti ghataar beh istgaah mirese Pesareh migeh " Maadar ghahbe haash peyaadeh shan, khaar koste haash savaar shan, in 2 sa@ taa'kheer ham zeer e sar e in jendehe bood"

Mashdi jAn,
Some how I posted all these 3 posts under Moshaa'reh thread. That is were the 3 back to back Edits come from. Sorry my bad.
 
Oct 18, 2002
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#39
Great jokes!! Thank you guys.

This is from jokestan:

یه روز یک بابائی میره عضو یک باند مخوف بشه
بهش میگن باید یکی رو بکشی تا قبولت کنیم
میره یکی رو میکشه
فردا میره میگن یکی رئیس باند رو کشته باند متلاشی شده
 
Feb 4, 2005
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#40
ROFLMAO! Motori I haven't been reading this thread snce uesterday. All the jokes were great. Mashdi the CHOOPAAN DOROOGHGO was awesome. Dametoon garm