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Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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#82
غضنفر تلويزيونو روشن مي کنه، مي بينه: هر ۶ کانال قرآن داره
، تلويزيونو خاموش ميکنه،مي بوسه و مي ذاره رو تاقچه
 

Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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#83
يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
نه بابا يهوجب مغازه كجا قايم شم
 

Amoo

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#86
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court And the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
 

Amoo

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#90
Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!
 

Amoo

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#92
gaye (hamjensbaze) mire kale pache forooshi. Yaroo mige chi mikhay? mige banagoosh, cheshm ba zaboon. Yaroo mige abesho chi kar konam?
mige unam beriz too sooratam!!!

sorry khodam az khejalat sorkh shodam!
 

Amoo

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#95
torke shabe aroosish daste khahar zanesho migire mibare too otagh tartibesho bede. babaye aroos az rah miresse mige martike dari chi kar mikoni in ke zanet nist khahare zanete.
Mige man in harfa halim nist man emshab 10 million kharj kardam, hamatoono miko,,,,am
 

Amoo

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Jan 6, 2006
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#97
ok Real jan narahat nabash shoma ham teame khoobi darid
inam yeki dige

rashtie 10 nafaro harif boodeh, 11 nafari mirizan saresh madaresho mi,,,an
 
Feb 4, 2005
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#98
Amoo I just checked your jokes. They are great specially this one:

يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
نه بابا يهوجب مغازه كجا قايم شم


ROFLMAO!!!
 

mashdi

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Sep 29, 2005
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#99
Originally Posted by Amoo :

agha gorge mire khooneye shangoolo mangool, dar mizane. yaroo miyad dame dar, mige: "baba, to khaare maro ...! chand bar begam ina az inja raftan?"

غضنفر تلويزيونو روشن مي کنه، مي بينه: هر ۶ کانال قرآن داره
، تلويزيونو خاموش ميکنه،مي بوسه و مي ذاره رو تاقچه

Torkr ba bachash miran hamoom. Bachehe rooye saboon liz mikhore, dashte tagala mizade ke nakhore zamin, ye dafe moamele babae miad dastesh khodesho negah midare. Torke behesh mige: khak bar saret, agar mamanet bood ke morde boodi!!!

يه روز يه تركه ميره كله پاچه فروشي ياروبهش ميگه آقا چش بزارم؟تركه شاكي ميشه ميگه
نه بابا يه وجب مغازه كجا قايم شم

torke shabe aroosish daste khahar zanesho migire mibare too otagh tartibesho bede. babaye aroos az rah miresse mige martike dari chi kar mikoni in ke zanet nist khahare zanete.
Mige man in harfa halim nist man emshab 10 million kharj kardam, hamatoono miko,,,,am



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Admin,please ban Amoo right away.he is killing mashdi!!!lol:)